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A Rap / Hip-Hop Opera Filmed in Five Acts

HYPOCRALYPSE (Sign Up da ‘Wood)



Brian Michael McCormick

For MCA, 2Pac

Citizenfour, Ed Snowden, Julian Assange, Bradley Manning, Kevin Jarre, Coluche

And Terry Hyatt from the Queens Children’s Shelter

(Hip-Hopera film script written December 25, 2014 – February 14, 2015)





(Copyright, 2015, Brian Michael McCormick. All Rights Reserved in all media.)


(Rap/Hip-Hopera Lyrics by Brian Michael McCormick, on Genius website name BrianMcCormick)


“Well, when the President does it

“That means it’s not illegal.”

“Nixon Admits to David Frost

“On Watergate: I was Illegal Eagle”


Every President since has double-crossed

Why we had a hunchback for a boss

Read the red-headlines today

Don’t know what-the-F-word they say -

North Korea-SONY fender-bender

A never-ender

“Bush Sr. Hypno’d John ‘Warlock’ Hinckley

“Sirhan-Sirhan Squeaky-Frommed Huntley-Brinkley”

Now we’re stuck wit’ McCartney crinkley


Hope they let Katie outta Colonel Klinkly

Girl tunnel out through a colonoscopic wormhole

Like Stephen King caught in a Mexicali sauce mole

Now that we a FEMA-Masonic State, we all in Stalag Oswald


Irgun Masons JDL Mossad

Not on No-Fly torture-terror list

Just Arab Muslims Nuns an’ they “marionettes,”

Xmas firestorms out of Santa’s Ana

Mud-slide quake robo-reported

Beverly Pills got it distorted

“Brad buys Malta for his Alter’

“Takes a pop at Ratso”

Equal to NK leak

“Oprah’s a fatso!”

“Where Is Crash McKlintock?”

Op Ed piece The New York Titty

Two-page spread bangin’ Mayor Shitty

K J-un gon’ nun-chuk yo

“Academy Snubs Leo Da Cap, Bro”

Too bad it’s not a .38 snub blow

River Phoenix, Heath Ledger go

Jack N shrugs, “I warned ‘im!”

Shoulda armed ‘im

Sign up da ‘Wood

Sign up da ‘Wood

Natalie did not survive that flood

Woody Allen say, “Soon-Yi

Surrender,” mutha-f-in’ offender-up-ends her

Gets a three-picture-deal at SKG

“Studio Supports ‘Governor Gropenfuehrer ’”


Man they SK G’S

Schicklgruber’s our nine-inch ruler

The “Carpet Eater” crunches Sony numbers

No it’s Cos’ in trouble

One-to-Three at Tahatchapee

OJ murders Jew and a woman

“The glove didn’t fit”

Then admits it - go fig’

Landis manslaughters Viet children

Gets off with a wrist-slap acquit, craven

Jean Harris murders, out in five-to-seven

N.O.W. busts her out by illegal pardon

Stealberg’s good with “ET” obese chilled-dren

“Sperm-breath” five-year-old Drew in Steal’s kitchen

Geffen left SKG that must SK fo’ po’ Satan

“Do you renounce the works of Steven?”

“I do.”

David Gettin’ on in age, Davidian’s Branch

Takes grads from Eton in full plumage

Boy half-century younger began a gawker

Now he’s the G’s gentleman stalker

That fellow drinks Tchai-kovsky

Nutcracker Sweet. Poor abused Tar-kovsky

In “Intercruller” (“TARR” it’s racist undercover)

Must cost a pretty penny when he

Squiggies Lenny his effendi

Pee-pole movin’ in

Pee-pole movin’ out

Why be-Cos’ of the color of they kin

Or they re-lig-in

We all Willy Loman on da totem

We all Lindsay Lohan on da scrotum

Paris Hilton Freidman Milton Greenspan Stilton

It all “Double Trouble” mockumentary

You want it, cost ya double-century

C’mon, models, REBEL!

Sign up da ‘Wood

Sign up da ‘Wood

They cowards and they cowens

PBS, Brollywood

Cable does Peckerwood

Like Agent Sully would

They cowards and they cowens

Sean’s Clooney Penn bit off some anga

Wished Kim ‘borted by Margaret Sanger

“Notably absent” from the wingding wedding

Leo da Cap Bro an’ Brangelina

Cuz’ that poppa Ratso got dinged

An’ not at 7-‘Leven Judge Reinhold Altadena

Or Simp’s Heimer wit’ Tony Carpet Cleaner

But by Mr. an’ Mrs. Myth

Speak of da Devil’s

Demon House Speaker

I gotta Boehner

For Kim Kardashian

Girl’s got a Glorious Leader

Double platinum

Gonna double flatten ‘em

I’m Guardian of da Piece

One man K-J-un “fish”-fry tease

Kim Kim-Jongs-‘em till she’s Kim-hip-grippin’

That girl need a dog-tail snippin’

Jong’s Fear of Flyin’ still a peter seller

Bit role at the bottom of the Indian Ocean cellar

Flight recorder Dr. Strangelove’s dynamite performance

Why’s it a black box why not white or at least Geronimo

Flight MH-370 shot down by Guantanamo

“It was Wi-Fi-jacked and comin’ in too low”

Or was it off Garcia, Diego

It’s Sunny as von Bulow

Guy see ya, Die, ego

Ukrainians shoot down MH-Flight17

New York Times blamed it on Crimeans

“Bullshit piles up so fast

“You needed wings to stay above it”

Like that fly caught by Lyle Lovett

In “The Player,” Hollywood, love it or shove it

Islam AK-47’s assault and peppered

Satirical poobahs at Charlie Hebdo

“I’ll have da Sauce Houlebecq à bouc to go,”

I got a rocket-propelled fanfarronade

For all the moron moutardes

At the Harvard Malpoon

Chief Thief Alfred E. Rayman

Serves two “Peters” Brueghel’d style Cayman

“Big Fish Eat Little Fish” cooked up in deep dish

(Last five words spelt in near-reverse)

Served with white whine Phlegm-mish

“Pissing at the Moon” he feelin’ mighty peckish

Fo’ Brussel sprouts An’twerps

Alla dem bruthas Breughel Brueghel

Painted “Shipwreck Next To Castle”

I’m da “blood-red paint house painter” Dhimmi Kimmel

St. Thomas Sawyer follows Huck Finn’s candle

To da Castle to slay stuck pig Eric Grendel

“Wipe yo’ feet don’ you track white blood into my Hell!”

Shouts his mutha like some G-effin’ mohel

House paintin’ inna curious color Elmer Green

“Fishermen and their Catch by a Ruined Tower”

“Triumph of Death” “The Fall of the Rebel Angels”

“Ibis on a Swoop to F-k da Ship’s Poop”

Like Mung Birds from lands of Gordongecko

Je suis (a Viet) ‘‘Charlie,’’ Hebdo

Michael Hastings Magazine, ed., fashionista Kardasho

Served up on PETA bread at da Abacadab Bro over on Melrose

SNL’s Jim Bowney good at da low blow

T-shirt say “Je swish Abdo.”

The Satanic Purses delivered in a thousand hearses

Billion-print-run at a million biles-per-hour

(There will be a Submission fee for the Khartoum Contest)

Tribeca Trifecta star Phecda Monsieur Houlebecq

“Lemony-Ticket” a Fee-Masonic Scott Rudin Production

“Kosher Prices to Rise fo’ Extreme Bio-Unction”

“Politicians Rushed to Photo Op Junction”

Sarkozy shakes Hollande’s presidential hand

H. grinning ear-to-ear

Like da premier of “Palais Royale”

Film Diana starred in as Olive Oyl

Who told da gunmen when Hebdo editors meeting

Seems Masonic seems “le marketing,”

In Hebrew Freemasonic Atbash code

January 7 (1/7 or in Europe 7/1) is an ode

To 71-O-A and in Reverse Atbash Z-Th

Combining into AZOTh, Universal Solvent

In alchemy the Goat’s eye or blood

Charb an’ Cabu goat satirists sacrificed

An’ 1/7 refers to 3 : 17 Book of Genesis

Circumcision, metzitzeh b’peh

Sucking blood from infant’s wound

“Laugh-In” Maltese Bippy goons

Spilling blood-for-ink, cartoonists swooned

In Freemasonic Code of Number Conversion

7/1 = 71 = 63, in numerology 666 the Beast

“The Profit Has Been Avenged”

The star-planet moving to the East

“ISIS Still Expanding in Spite of US Victories”

Freedom of Speech

Means Freedom to Peach

Fo’ Minister of Info’

Faux Minister of Infaux

Not Mohammed, naw

E. Rayman playin’ Allah

At MohamMAD Magazine

Ed., Dieudonné M’bala M’bala

Jean-Marie Le Pen his child’s godfather

Reglement de Comte de Bouderbala

Look it up chump

Second verse same as perverse:

Ghislaine (allegedly) sold clits to nitwits

Like Kardash a-ledge-lee

They dash car crash car at Leona Helmsley

Whut next Reza Mohammad Shah Pahlavi

In bed wit’ eleven underage Antares

Stars shine late in Buenos Aires

O’ wuz Dershowitz seen wearin’ lit tits?

Twirlin’ mortarboard tassels

Whatta buncha –

I mean, P. J. O’Porkrinds

Having a twin Guinness on Isaac Butts Bar

There he sees on the Isaac Butt Swivel-Bridge

Dershowitz teeterin’ on allege

“Jump!” shout da Feds

“Allegedly” from da ledge he leaps

Dersh’ topping his pizza wit’ a Dershosplash

Maxwell to world, “That’s show biz, Kash!”

Bob Maxwell taken out wit’ a shotta joy-juice

“’Board his yacht on international Andrew

Passed da Twelve Smile Limit lost at sea wit’ crew

Jacked Mossad fo’ PROMIS software backdoor trapdoor

Couldn’t run on werdnA, they got ‘im wit’ a hypo

Man that shit’s from V. S. Naipaul!

Name droppin’ hostage swappin’

Rap somethin’ catchy

Notorious Big Amitahb Bachchan

Itchied a Scratchy

Pope Leo Die Cap an’ his Brother Bishop Pecci

Both buggers trigger temblors finger-lickin’-techy

Like Ruskin Rose LaTouche’d by Lyndon LaRuche

Twin grotesquery I say it then it’s in yo’ bouche –

Whassup wit’ dat Kurt in da Hat?

I’m writin’ a memoir, Separated at Kurt

Me ‘n’ Kurt Andersen somehow born Brians-Siamesed

By Kurtian means into early retirement I’m eased

I got da feelin’ I been sleazed

Meanwhile He-Kate be Queenin’

Triplets never gon’ be gleanin’

“Kurt Noses his Preen Gland “anting”

His book cover photo a Dorian Grey

On You Tube boy looks like “Beverly Hillbillies” Miss Jane

Without da “J”

Kurt’s tail curtailed like Kash’s âne

In a Zero Sum society politicians

Study “L’affaire de Metro Charonne,”

“Battle of Algiers’’ “Punishment Park” “Potemkin’’

“Zabriskie Point” “The Passenger” “Vanished”

Ancient Incans sacrificed humans

To their god Condor, Operation Condor

60,000 “disappeared,” Bottled City of Kandahar

Not just the Shining Path guerillas

Students, leftist leaders, union organizers

Pas de problem, c’est en-dehors

Freemasons killed Chris Marlowe

An’ stole his style an’ career

Shakespeare as da front man

Lord Henry Neville as da haunt man

“Da Kate whut ate da Canary

Islands, but JSTOR still trumps Cass

“Canary Eats Kurt”

He’s a literary lyin’

Huck that


“Hara-Kiri Shut Down by da French State

“Over a “De Gaulle is Dead” Caricature

“44 Bow Street years later

“Charlie Hebdo slammed by Islamic dictature

“Fo’ Mohammed Hara-Kiri-cature”

“Charlie Hebdomadaire

“Charlie He do my dare

“Bonny Prince Charlie at his

Ebb do ma derrière

We livin’ through Hypocralypse

Arabs justifiably pissed

“U.S. Deliberately Missed”

Children hit weddings blammed

Bulgarian Chinese Embassy slammed

Cartoons vicious attacks, man

No Hate Speech muzzle

Fo’ all white males at Hebdo hustle

It’s a Kalashnikovian Kardashnakovian jam

Praise da’ Marmite jar

An’ pass da admonition

“Arabs Kebobed

“In a Paris Banlieue”

Counter-Strike by Friends of Fascist Front Nationale

Against “les meluns” but not too rational

“It’s been a blasphemy”

Becomes “it’s been a blast fo’ me,”

Freedom of Spit, I am not Charlie

Why wasn’t da whole damn French state arrested

As terrorists when Mitterand’s boys bombed

Greenpeace Rainbow Warrior

Wit’ a tricky quickly tickin’ apparatus?

One man killed name of Pereira

So France could test da Bomb in open-air Pacific

Yet Mitterand died after a famous “Last Supper”

Served in bed by Dr. Jean-Pierre Tarot

An endangered Ortolan singin’ ruptured

Cooked Mouffetard-style rue Pot de fer

Like a South Sea lost pilot Google search

The Little Prince committed suicide

While Mitterand gets scuppered, his hide

Not a Brit Periah

Not F.M. apron fo’ Alain Bauer

33 Degree man of da hour

Not a Socialist Messiah

Not a terrorist “Me Sigher”

Who killed Native Son Richard Wright?

Got a shot of rauwolfia serpentina

Left like da Israelites and Brown, Tina

Forced outta da ‘Wood by Ronnie Chasen’s wit in a

Blonde v. Blonde cat fight Purina

Later Ronnie shot by MI-6 hyenas

Gov’s run by Alessandra Czarina

Not Il Duce but Mussolini’s daughter

1.2 million on NSA surveillance list

What are we, Miss USA?

Or terrorists’ chemical constituents valence list?

Welcome to da Non-existent States of America

NSA lotta bullshit, but No Flies List

Methinks Le Pen is mightier than her drawers

Backwards inside-out “drawers” nearly spells “re: sword”

“They went on to their just rewards”

Pulled Le Pen out of le rocher

“New Rochelle Arthur Fisher King seeks Holy Grail”

Arab Islam Freemasonic Fail

Red Crusader cross on sniper Kyle’s tail

GALAHAD backwards spells DAHAL A G

In Sanskrit then Hebrew DEEP DISH New-Person/Ox Pride/Lift Up

King Arthur’s Galahad a deep dish idiot

In deep shit pyx then lifted up

Sony sacri-fallen ritual

Trial of da Pyx

Master of da Mint

Pocket precious Mittal

Who’d da dude kettle

In dat Tabernacle fettle

Gracula religiosa

Salvador Allende Tony Franciosa’d

“Dracula Jets to Phuket Thailand

“Mick Jagger Caught in Asia Mynah”

Hepburn “worth a battleship”

Yet Bill Holden got his tubes muddled

Opposed to family in a world of cannibals

Read it in Alec Guiness Book of Scandals

George Soros an in-denial Hoofnagel

Read da red-headlines in Tony Curtis beach sandals:

“Peggy Guggenheim Invented the Hoof Bagel”

“Jimmy Stewart Wins Croix de Guerre

“For Not Understanding Heidegger”

“Carstairs Calls Americans ‘Morons’

“Takes a Sleeping Potion”

Sleeps in The Lewiston Daily Sun

During the Depression

Rests on da Snooze-itchuary page beside Peg Entwhistle

Girl jumped from that H in da Hollywood sign trestle

Into inky blackness, pages like an open pestle

Day of the Locust by West, Nathaniel

Whassup wit’ dat talkin’ grackle

Poet inna golden cage

Hollywood’s “Golden Age”

A lie in Balzac’s “Golden Eye”

Mitterand’s Last Supper

Steamed an Ortolan

Songbird endangered

Free-ma-song-ic ritual

Worship of Sumerian god Dinigir

All in Ortolan, rather maudlin

Pereira cooked on Rainbow Warrior

“New Zealand’s First Act of Terrorism!”

By a French Socialist President

Peg called da police wit’ her Endwhistle

Her swansong, fell from da trestle

Bomb went off as planned

Rainbow Warrior sank unmanned



Hedge Fund









Hillary caught on tape wit’ a big guffaw

“…that’s when I lost my faith in lie detectors!”

She got her Chester client off on Child Rape charges

We livin’ in da Hypocralypse

So much fo’ da “feminist”

Heard it from her own thin lips

Queen G-whenever got her license to Isis

Joggin’ on Nastasia Kinsky Serpentine

Crown da Queen wit’ her own olden quotes

“There are powers at work in England

“We know nothing of…”




“This is the dawning of the Age of Hipocrisy

“Age of Hipocrisy

“Hip-Oprah-see –


“The Queen purred down the line

When I gave her the news” – James Cameron

Steamed Salmond an’ furious Sturgeon a Scottish dish

Da failure of Scotland’s push fo’ independence

Scotsmen in da fen dance

Tossed in by Anglo-Saxons

Ministre de Travail Robert Boulin

Found rigor mortis’d

In a pond in da pose of Little Bear

President of France Giscard d’Estaing

Discard aux étangs

French fo’ “ponds” home of James Bonds

Deepwater Horizon April two-oh

Hitler’s birthday and my own, uh-oh

Worst oil leak ever, killed eleven

O’Blair suspects Sultan Cistern’s “Auspicious Incident.”

Read da red-headlines today, oh boy:

“Royals Gift Carnivore Plant To

“Helen Mirren for Her ‘The Queen’ Performance”

Duchess of Lamebridge

Dull chess of A-list Alice

Off with her head put it in a chalice

Splash in Sauce Houlebecq

Nothing seems what it is

Nothin’ is what it seems

Not even da Solstice beams

Precession of that Equine Ox

To da slaughter born

Poor young Galahad

Poor gal Bill had

Merlin? Frank Morgan, Tina la Fey’s post-partum

“We need apothecary’s RX perfluorocarbon!”

Last words of Merlin, grips da forearm

“Search for a golden preen gland

“In EpStein-on-da-Thames

“Have sex with Asian mynahs

“Polonius will stop Polonium

“Prince Andrew will feel in da pink

“Fisher King be illin’

“Throw in da kitchen sink!”

‘Specially Prince “Wilhem”

Missed that fateful Hindenburg

Hebdo cartoon meetin’

“I guess that saved my life,”

It was chance not Fate

Guess not Kate

(Arrived too late

As did Margaret

Both cried out

With a pout

“Why, don’t I rate

As a target?”)

Fisher King

Drank blood-red Werdna

Backwards spell cast by Knarf Nagrom

Really Frank Morgan

Born Wuppermann, Zola of Gorgon

Gatekeeper of Oz, Horus of indifferent “coloreds,”

Killed like Irish-American comedian Fred Allen

(Born Sullivan, Died St. Patrick’s Day)

John Kennedy Toole for his parody

Of New Orleans Freemasonry

And poor, funny writer Flann O’Brien

(Gassed away on April Fools Day)

What a coinc’

Missed by an inch

Frank Morgan’s last film, “Key to the City”

Oz Gatekeeper poisoned by witch Masons

For whom “Òz” means “OZ = Punishment”

Anutha Freemasonic ironic gate creaks open

For scared Peg Entwhistle, friend of Glinda

Scarecrow, Cowardly Lion, Tin Man

Died on that room’s cutting floor

Sliced not by director Ethyl Merlin

By ‘Wood guys girlin’

Gonfalons unfurlin’

Befo’ da royal funerals

Sun refused to come up from London

Fo’ da ritual Black Sabbath Greenwich brunch

On December Twenty-one

King Arthur’s birthday, girl expunged

The Impotence of Being Ernest

Hemingwayed in Key West furnace

He said da FBI hounded him

(Hoover’s FBI, Federal Butt Inhale)

Gun in his mouth

Single shot, sent south

I gotta hunch back at da monks’ shack

Notre Dame chimera billy-goat about to lunge

The Great Wall of Saudi Arabia a PrisonPlanet grunge

Dat black occult sun Ibn Khaldoun’d

Daggered by Senator Scoundrel Calhoun

Obsidian sun’s ray troweled into Paul Robeson

Sank, a seagulled scow Deepwater Horizon

Solar Prince George TeleTubby

Appears in da British Petroleum sky

For some “top brick” an’ her chimney sweep

A royal hubby West End play not a peep

James Hewitt down but never for da money

Aye, there’s da rubby-dub-Dubliny

Three ducks in a oil-slick robbery

The Protestant Ascendancy

Who will stop da brain

After Global Arming’s torrential reign

Baptismal water blessed by Sharon, Ariel

Fortunato for us not-holes, oil always spirals




L’Wren wit’

Live an’

“La Haine"! Le Pen




Full-fathom-five my blather lies

Those were pearls that were my jibes

Like a Low Mar Squid left by eventide

Up to his collar at Deptford’s change of sides

Collapsed, that bridge in Chaucer’s Reeve’s Tale

By the slim weight of Heath bereft of ale

Sent down, and we’re still paying

The fat rub-cheeked black dye-crowned publican

Isaac Butt Home Rule Famine turned from Orangeman

Dye made of squid’s ink from Tristram Shandy Ireland

Widow Bull’s pub grub quidditch after a neap moon paen

Poor Marlowe, too, marooned by prayerless Spy

And twelve moons twice over, Kyd’s Spanish Tragedy

Put on, put off, life’s invite at last in infant’s humid grasp -

Our last breath reduced to rude analogy

In a vinegary obit’ estuary

And so I erred again into life

Like an actress born unto the stage

Without a script or reading page

White as a ski slope’s end of an age

The long wordless tumble into red Vanisha grave

My kingdom was quick divided among my fry

James M. at SNL given status as Chief Sea Leech

Mike L., Horseshoe Crab of Grease, Algae, Acid Beach

And what of Maximum Pross, what’s he to toot?

He must give his Mira on the wall the boot

Gamel too must have his way, camel seahorse

With switched sons in a sea ‘roo’s too soon rued pouch

Laugh-drunk and far off course

His shame slid out without a nurse

And gunsel-smooth sadder Kurt

His hustler image thirty years out from his last flirt

With Gemini-born King Mark, divided my royal mind

T’wixt “Brothers” evil whilst I languish here in a land

Quite too medieval

Am I become Ambassador to Paris? speak of the Neville left to wine

And mutton, else, what?, - passing gas without embarrass

What Queen in the House of Etheridge would fain leave her genius

With an hidalgo come to, at mejor, nada, nothingo

Sarco-vagus, he has some nerve, misty e-cigarettes “zee” view

Fascist Le Pens whose cold ink pool marines the dew

And their Elvish King a simple Flemish ass?

Puck-Arielle, fetch me Sandy Caliban

Spy’s Gregg “Seth” Killday, the “Celia Brady” peach

And your “herbed” companions from Long Island

Quahog and Patchogue and Ronkonkama

Do not forget Asserie Azoth chefs cordon bleu

Wolfgang, Duxbeak, Kinky Trailer Guitar, and have a care

Ratzass be there with his friend Michael Caine

Alert Nasty, Brutish and also Tall and Short

To our predicament, have Ole and Axel call on Abort Talk

“Stalin in high-heels,” and all those inducted

Into the Odor of Meritorious Tatler

By Merle Auberon’s Blondissimus Doomkriegfrau

The Blonde Iraqi (just a teensy brown)

Editor of VF plays Cher for Maples Marla

Then Cher for Ronnie Chasen both of “Burlesque”

(The blonde “lead”ing the blonde)

She let her membership in humanity lapse

While I, Prospero, left on a traffic island, Berlin Alexanderplatz’d

Her excuse, “After the Gulf War crisis, brunette trumps blonde,”

Has Tina come to this? Burnt P. J. O’Cork for Annie Bleepowitz

Though they’re thick as dweebs

Gemini Femini Frumpy Liebowitz

Or that Diana autodafebiography

(Lie detectors fail to confederate her fantasy)

What a mess Rudolf Hess “The American Friend”

MacArthur planned to invade turf Canadian

So the Brits to sleep they pretended

While England Slept the U.S. crept

Into King Henry the Fowler’s fine bird nets

And we must invite Robert Gottlieb

Who killed John Kennedy

Toole, instead promoted Adope Heller

Toole brinked to suicide, Bob a di-putz fella

Assimilated simulated see ya later Uri Geller

Another two feet on the thinning ledge

“Too much of this so its blurring that”

Power tie blue-striped shirt

“Too much of shit so its blurring shat”

Poor Bob missed the fleur-de-lis on JKT’s post

The number 3, Bob didn’t see it’s the G

The 33 Degree, preferred Heller’s 22 skid-doo

And Ian Jack of Granta’s NZ Freemasonic coup

When one has The Book of Codes, one sees

What’s next, dear Puck, a statue of your putti-shaking-pee

From a ledge, drunk Puck teetering over a howling Houston Street?

Or some unsteady poet cleaning windshields

With a TV critic’s scribblings in the Times

On a TV movie based on a Chester Himes

At the same time pissing poteen from the wolf’s tooth

At Donovan’s farm off the craggy cliff

At Bantry in an August-blustery Samhain

IRA bomb took out Mountbatten for his Elmer Gantry

(Fake name stolen by Essex in lost Wessex)

Jacob Omnium can write the Ossipovna Gannibal

Column in the Times, here’s my alpha guest list:

Bing Crosby’s Sicilian “brudda”

Bada Bing, Richard Gere and Buddha Bing

Martian Asparagus Amis, King Zuckerberg

The anamorphic Bitcoin twins of Uglydirge

Ambassadors, both gents provacateurs

Drug Czars, the abattoir of stars

Pro Albatross wrestlers (keep it to four)

Pseudo-DionOvitz, Baron Mauswich

And his latest lonely heart attack

(No roamin’ Vishniacs!)

Ganesha given swine flu

Elohim ebola

Jesus down with sneezes

Allergic to double crosses

Dial up a photomontage by Paula Jimenez

Van Gogh reading The Haunted Man by Chas. Dickens

Professor Redlaw angry about poor Dick’s end

James Gandolfini with an escort of Egypt’s top baboons

(Freemasonic final photo courtesy of a “Phil-adelphia ‘Koople’”)

Télésurveillance police municipale, violence banalisée

Tranquillité vacances garanties (dans banlieues gratuites

Surtout à St.-Mandé), General Munro (Fifth Column) tweets

“Korben Dallas cannot meet defeat.”

Seat The Wizard of Gettysburg beside Diane von Furstenberg

Have her whip-wounds treated by the Asian Dr. Who

With a Tincture of Dishonesty, she the first in iceberg preserved

Till it splits in two to spill her out as fashion’s goo

Post-thrown-garter tarentellas, throw her to the fellas

In the mosh pit writhing with totalitarian twits

While Farnham Charlestons, X-arm-kneed, on the mantelpiece

(Boston’s famed balloonist McSorley’s somehow missed)

And tell Last, “Butt not Least,”

Still, sit Last beside the Beast

Western Freedom’s just a stone’s throw away

In the Battle of Plataea a Spartan threw a stone

Hit the Persian general square on his dome

Mardonius killed, Greek general Pausanias rushed in

It all ended Persian-badly at the river of Asopus

And today, radical Greeks hope to ass-soap us

That being sad, we’ll have the ball end badly

Invite the 29 duels of Alexander Pushkin

All fought over slight Olga Larina

The last ball has Pushkin “ballerina”

Beneath a cherry tree, shot as one of Russia’s “superfluous men”

Oblomov’d by “herstory” on a couch by Rudderless Tipling

Or some such author perilously Chekhovian, -

Yes, uninvite Kurt Kreamer-Andersen

Speaking of ladies and their lapdogs

Why not dig up Edie Sedgewick

“End Badly” Andy, who love-killed her

Let her die, stole her style

Later got shot by the gal he defiled

(After Sister or Sor Juana, Solanas and “Waltzing Mathilda,”

Valerie’s Carboard Andy “waltzing” after a “Mighty Battle”)

Andy’s Capri pants Aldo Mori’d in a cookie jar

Robin Williams’ watches cower in an argyle sock

Because Coluche, his avatar, by a truck got smacked

La Moto Braque’d under a Michelin track

Viva, Bike Boy left a Basquiat case

At last Valerie Jean Solanas’ SCUM Manifesto

Promotes the eradication of all men from “Her” planeto

No more Manhattan “co-managers of the shit-pile!”

No now it will be Womyn-hat-on, celeb runway style

No more men’s vulgar ejaculations, “neat-o!” or “Sieg heil!”

Our Jean Val-Jean Stars in “I Shot Andy Warhol,” with Ultra-Violet

Cicciolina avec des pneus, Alessandra Mussolini, Tippi Hedren’s lion

2Pac a Pepper’s Ghost at Coachella goat-shaped Plantation golfing

With Bafomet Google Map and Joe Dallesandro rapper dauphin -

Buried cold in Warhol’s vault behind his Factory face


Walking home the Senator spies Maura

Dancing in the Tivoli fountain

With her clothes on, but with Abadon

What does it mean this shrewd “abandon”?

“The Republican Senator from Israel a Paragon”

That Act should be repealed

I don’t recall voting for that schlemiel

The Senate needs a final face peel

Getting old, this act, this “nation.”

Civilization and this hypocrisy it’s based on

Civilization debases, one man left on

Side’s retired, so much for the bastion

Inning over outing over bring home the caissons

From Baghdad from Helmland and from Khe Sanh


Oh! and do inviteVanity Fair ‘s King Gray Dung Carter

Shoveling dungster-loving Epstein, he’s quite a Bart-erer

Jeff frees up steins as skulls do minds

Yes, – all heads lose their minds, at the last --

Yes, yes, Puck-Arielle, let these pages be the modest stage I’ve set

A snapping, dancing firestorm balletic in its burnt ham wit

Served to inane dunces slit by the Sphinx’s dagger solar ambit

They say in Tanzania chimpanzees have firedancers

Better than our straitjacket flits. Poor Lord Peter Apnea

Thought himself a spider, left without a web -

Let fly, - and in his fall a nation’s necromantic fancy

Blossoming black wisp readings of Wills left intestate

With us to suck the squirt of Hecate’s next pressed breast leak

Harried by autumnal colors, lightning lapels bespoke fraternity

Yet touched us to the quick at Chappaquiddick

That season I lost someone to a double game of quidditch

While Henley ‘scaped us through starry windows with fair Eternity

Abiding now in the gossamer of Winehouse Algol Mugwump

Shall we as a nation hew it, this Jamestown starve’s dream of London

With binge-purge Diane and too-poignant Ferguson

In Sloane Square encompassed by a Bafomet’s cussing

As misery would have it in a bear’s paw fern or pelican’s ladle

The fish that flipped out like a tired dredl

Or Jeffrey who clawed his way to the top

To steal it from toddlers wearing bonnets

With no St. Lou’ as ludique guide, no arch Spencer-ian sonnet

No Wainwright Building’s bullet window to kill an Eric

Errant like that vile girl of Metz “burnt at the stake,”

Unhorsed by violent bowman, rein, spit and bloody bit

Yes, cowslip-anthem, mercurial blood-bubble Puck

Twin of Arielle of Dumbassle, make thee hence and fly the coop

Let stars rue your rooster flight to subtle cups

Drunk as a deep dish from a shallow river’s death

And brought thereby to edgy heath, Elizabeth’d

By tickling Seymour and stand-offish Parr

Alice through Elizabeth’s The Mirror

Or the Sinful Soul, (“KP” on embroidered cover

With KAPHR for nations conquered perhaps meaning “KAFFIR”)

Her gown nevertheless cut to tatters left in clover

Like luckless Seymour when his head did shatter

Bloody scalp and ensign pulver’d

Thusly Puck and quickly, act the peduncle to the stigma born

Steady your eager stamen in conundral ether for the Virgin Queen

Crowned by her one Corona in a painting by Nicolas Poussin

Ants shall mark thy anther-dusted path far as Karlsruhe’s

Nighttime inflorescence, there to find Lord Strange

With Cistercian plotters minting finskies, Daphneange

Miranda and Sabrina Guinness, Sylvie Boucsasse

And J. “Bottom” Wildenstein, ivresse at last embraced

“Midsummer Night’s Merde” or Dream defaced

Well! a toast of dew, off you fly with curt adieu, -

And have a care you post bail for Clare’s Irby’s

Bangalore arrest!

But as you fly this atmosphere goodbye

Like poor Branson after his meteoric hayrick fire

Bring back the Demon not some Sasquatch

Fear Caliban, and keep a watch

Recall that Ariel-Caliban anagrams

Aréole BAL I CAN

Or Ari El Bal Icon


PRO-SPEAR-O (“eye” in Hebrew)

Or the Free Masons’ sign

Medieval mother AERIAL PEL-I-CAN

That plucks its AUREOLES to feed its clan

Or something worse, perhaps a soul

Some dark whisper from the diary of Elias Ashmole

BAL IN A Aréole, yes, ball in an aureole!

Elizabeth’s head pox-scarred, bewigged, half-bald

Soprano to Doubting Tom, “in our coy tuss’, interruptus.”

Be Ronnie chastened by this verse, Puck-Arielle

At Karlsruhe Institute there you’ll meet BHL

The greatest mind of the International Date Line

Ovule go then on this Venetian-Marlovian mission

Don’t spend too much time with my double

Poor Marlowe in the city that is sinking

Pollen is the reason we’re all made gay superstitions

So dally not with masquerados

You must return by way of Carl’s rue

Cormaic’s Wain as it was called by Gaels and Britons

Grab this wheeling Big Dipper by its “Hold de Grail” queue

Below your merry round you’ll hear bad German

“Kartoffeln statt Döner” (“Potatoes Not Kebob!”)

Yet potatoes were brought to Karlsruhe by Spanish ensigns

(You’ll find in that land fantasticated aphorisms)

Alas, there is no time to entertain such aphid notions

Here’s a pence, then, stop off for something stöllen

And as we live between lives in no time thrice

From tottering sots to tots on trikes

Here’s the two-fold universe’s one-time back-rent –


For as Zippy the Pinhead

Will someday steal from Prospero’s fishnet

“Are we having fun yet?”




I got da magic number from a track tout

Wrote it down wit’ a charcoal nub

On dis stub of paper stained in a tub

FBI TIPS LINE: 1-800-555-2015

An’ dat ain’ da half, Puck-Arielle

Pete Townsend an’ Peg Entwhistle

Said it best in their Make-out Manson co-writ spittle

“Surfin’ Clover Bugsy Thistle 29 O’clockish Missile”

Junipered by Donovan and Brian Wilson

“The Kids in the Hall Are Alright

“But we can’t pay them crikey’s blight.”

Such a tune it was, such an air

Yet why Carter Burwell’s Carla Bruni laugh

When I told ‘im John Lennon got sacrificial calfed?

Payback fo’ “Don’t trust anyone under 30,”

Jack N’s porcine white nostrils filthy-dirty

Or aristocratic gaffe?

Puck, I am a’feared

Last night I saw a mean white cat

Creeping in poplar moonlight

Four X’s ‘cross its back

What is da meanin’ of dat?

Cat-meaning finds its own resolve

We must seek the Universal Salve

Babylon’s Enkidu lies gored by the Bull of Heaven

We hunt a rare rough poultice to thickly armor

Prospero in the gown of Gilgamesh

And, but still, Puck, maybe we should pistol

Way past Bristol

To da Tao of da 19heaventies

For these times suck

We could get laid by da Marchesa Casati

Or Isabella Blow, meet up wit’ Rakehell

Or Weedkiller, da reverend’s Dom Perignon

Make out wit’ da wardens of Lower Orkney

Bed down wit’ naked moles munchin’ chaplains’ organs

Federico Garcia Lorca them in an Andalusian ditch

While Baron Munchausen shoots a buck wit’ cherry pips

Or Puck, how bout’ dis –

Afghan women in da Second Anglo-Afghan War

Into captured soldiers mouths they drowned em wit’ their piss

We could do some dat water-boardin’ wit’ da trolls of CIA-ISIS

If they insist

Dear, drear Caliban, while I sympathize

With your plight, a virgin at age 1,098

Unlike the first woman President of the H. Lampoon

Who won, they say, by a manslide

We must not despair, off to the 19heaventies

We must fly, to the Heavenly Music Corporation

We must not tarry in your prurient imagination

A division of the East India Porkeration


Eno I know he no Rhino

Records blow where R Ramones

PR began to flack: “Money talks

“Nobody gawks,”

In lieu of Arthur, Lucifer Helmore

“Goat’s Head Soup” to “Rescue Emot’”

Stones bookended decade, (both times gun-tote)

FLIR (Forward-Looking InfraRed) used by Roy Adzak

(FLIR found Djokhar Tsarnaev in a backyard boat)

I influenced “Fear of Music” Brian Eno / Brian Owt

Almost MCB to MCA, he died by cancer knout

Debby Harry tol’ me I look good in blue

Then crossed her arms and - pout

Shah Pahlavi, U.S. Embassy shaken-taken

Ayatollah Khomeini-miney-mo

“CIA has got to go!”

Jimmy Carter signed Rendition Act

We did protest we did fight back

But in da end who won da flacks

Wasn’t it Hollywood’s Oscar Pay la Renta

Who on his death bed yenta’d

“Either Disco or I go.”

19Haitis “Never change

“Ron, thanks fo’ da Big Game

“Always be yo’self

“We just da comma in our coma

“’Died Butt’ not 4-got-10!!!”

Margaret Thatcher

Didn’t quite catch her

Testicular attack, blood cataracts

Her reign performance piece hair shellac’d

Mrs. Witch Mrs. Who Mrs. What

I’m against I.T., Time’s Wrinkle

I read in the Children’s Shelter

And decades later

“Banks Too Rigged to Fail,”

Army’s “Arpanet” to internet

Today Parc Malnou

Goodbye boo-hoo

Must be a Baba Yaga sinkhole

Or a straight bitch tesseract

19neinties, after The Wall

Rise of German Kraftwerk gall

But we like “Tron” after all

The Unstoppable Rise of Angela Merkel

Clinton Eastward, trick-shot from da mirror

“Who da most handsome of Dems all?”

Mirror vespers from mirror silence

“Sleepin’ Hillary by baby’s breath heaven scent

“Beauty sleeps top drawer in a sachet’d desk

“Like sweet Elle Fanning in ‘Maleficent,’

“But after she Victor, You go

“Hillary will “Kill Bill”

“And then state funeral.”

(Historical Note: after Paris Commune slaughter

Victor Hugo to an island ottered

St. Ugo’s Feast in France be April Fools Day

“‘Cabaret’ Joel Grey sings, “Dine on You, Ghouls May.”)

Bill cleaned up da Reagan-Bush econo-mess

But when he heard da mirror speak

Man broke down, right there confessed

Bill tried thirteen times to poison his po’ wife

It all burned up in her Napalm fire in da jelly

Like James Mason’s in “North by Northwest,” da microfiche

Bohemian Grove teapot whistle from a Moluch belly

An’ fo’ his crimes so vile, with evil Epstein rife -

Gotta heart attack really smelly

Post-2000 it all from cow’s end

Not much ‘cept falla mankind

Chemical Brothers Trance inna Magnetic Fields

From bovine ends it all “Year of Depends”

(David Wallace, Infinite Jest, stole basic ideas from me

Published in early ‘80’s Movies Magazine and National Lampoon

“Borges in Hollywood” an’ “UN Newsletter,”

“Burial of the Sardine” in California’s Zyzzyva

But maybe not that other one in Laurel Review

“All the Pussycats Are Tired,”

David Logorrhea Wallace needed fifteen editors

Stole from a lyrics writer better than “Yellow Ledbetter,”

For which, let’s hope, his neck got fettered

Like our Agent Orange vets “am I da boxer or da bag”

Grommet in a wheelchair made me wanna gag

Wallace da grovelist was a straight tome-hack

Meanwhile, I’m a general crossin’ River Potomac

Fuck Delaware let’s take buyin’ homes back

“Gun Shots Outside Joe Biden’s Home

“Police Suspect Freddie Mac”

“Poor Pay Seven Times the Rich Rate, Slack

Of Subtle State and Local Tax”

Get out da way, name’s Brian McCormblack

“The Beast is Back an’ Eddie Vedder than Ever!”)

Bee Doom, pork plagues, subprime famines

Gotta get yo’ head by Jay Z’s Gwyneth examined

“Consciousness Uncoupling!”

“Scrupulous Corruption!”

“Flaming Wall of Methane Up-Bubbling!”

“Steam Your Vagina while Ironing!”

Might got robot fleas

Wear yo’ red Roman prosto’ wrist strings

Whores wore ‘em to show they up fo’ flings

Wit’ Romans, but they got Polanski’d

Govern mental drone bees fancy

Can’t stay above it now shit’s grown ant wings

No Kaballah

No M’Bala M’Bala

Can’t not save yo’ fracas not even Allah

We all in da Galen Org Gala

Werner von Braun a spy that’s why

Like early NASA we all a bit shambolic

Infants born wit’ malware implants

Kidz grow up, fast

Then cannibalize

They frenemies an’ parentemies

They parent theses really feces, got paresis

Like Foster Wallace did to Jesus

In “The Life of Brian” stole his god’s last wheezes


Charlie Hebdo derives from

Charlie Brown is Michael Brown

By Lucy-fer he’s taken down

Snoopy iz da Homeroom snitch

In a Woodstock Nation march Knott’s Berry Farm attraction

Y’all, they got their bloody factions

Charlie look out, da kite-eatin’ tree!

Snagged twelve kites

Les flics, da cops turned out Illuminati “lights”

Took away one cop car days befo’ da fight

Only one car left, Islamic cop in it

Minister of da Interior Cazeneuve

Mysterious Lack of Insight by Claude Rains

In “Casablanca” Peter Lorre shot out a coupla brains

“We had no idea” but way to incite

“Yes, you’re right, Ugarte

“I am a little more impressed with you.”

Nuthin’ done by our Captain Louie Renaults

“Round up da Usual Suspects,” Kaiser’s sosie

Despite a clear an’ present Den-is–da-Menace

Homeland Seek-your-itty (once known as yo’ penis)

Ferris Bueller’s “we ate pancreas,”

A kind of sweetbread

So is human brain, dead

Freemasonic sweetbread breath

Rahmbo da “sausage king of Chicago”

Either St. Ugo or you go Iago

Neither Ugo nor Iago

Let’s call the hole thing



Emerging from a fog bank

Counting clouds of Arthur Rank

Kim Philby an’ da Cambridge Five

Band worse than The Curious Onlookers

Tonearm Cobras, Bad Curves an’ The Topless Alcoholics

(“They Saved Santa’s Brain”

Their Boston double-platter bollocks)

Meanwhile, “Beagle Found On Mars

“Exobiologists Celebrate in Bars”

Snoopy drones nestin’ Woodstock

Missiles guided by Lucy Violet Grey

“The most powerful handgun in the world”

“Dirty Hillary” double bill wit’ “Shaft Pump Action”

O’Bombersploitation, .358 bitch gotta Magnum

Officers off-da-sirs, she gonna frag ‘em

Hillary piece knacked peacenik killin’ children

“They are sexists, so we chilled ‘em,”

Who da enemy, you or Illdom?


“We could join the Free French in Brazzaville

“Like the time we convinced that Russian villain

“To dance the squat prisyadka on the oaken table

“Singing ‘The Marseillaise’ in the Charthouse at Malibu

“Waves lashing the windows a spy’s odd vodka splashings

“’Smoke Gets in Your Eyes,’ FDNY Vulcan Society anthem

“The Charterhouse of Parma, Napoleonic karma

“And we thrown out, checked the wheel well for a bomb

“Like a check-mirror taped to a stick women they are fick’

“Or when we guys pissed the grave of the man who wrote

“‘Ten-Thousand Men of Harvard,’ in Old Charleston Boneyard

“Where Ted Phillips lies he was our Burl Ives

“We tried to raise Calhoun by magick incantations Jew and Irishman

“On Christmas Day after turning down the invite by Bill Murray

“Ted starred in ‘The Man Who Loved Cemeteries,’ by A. Gurganus

“Tears Get in Your Fire, that song by Morissey or was it Alanis

“Or Elmer Green, or freedom wearing the idea of color in a dream

“When ‘fun’ meant something other than ‘F.U., Nun,’

“When we were young and bright and often frisked

“Sprayin’ and rhymin’ Garfunkelin’ Simon

“Runnin’ hoppin’ duckin’ hideout 10050 Cielo

“(LA County map looks like Mr. Burns, stay low as Kato)

“!@*%) = 12850 in Lower Case, it’s Nicholson’s checkmate-o

“David Lynch “Mulholland Drive” Sarkozy’s fave

“No address always movin’ Zero-Zero Club all the rave

“The only thing we not takin’ is the road

“Fuck Frost an’ horses queer let’s drink Generic Beer

“Dicks shrinkin’ by PCB’s no need fo’ parental fear

“’Anthropocene Age Produces Armies of Dickless Toads’

“Obama Declares Terror No Worse than a Favela Rhett

“I do not consider terrorism an existential threat,’

Meanwhile back in Europe Kerry hugs Hollande

“Sarko-Lande surrounded by an ocean, Marine Le Pen

“Even as Marine life foreshadows Le Pen’s extinction:

“’Most French Want Government of National Unity’

“Only thing of it, I’m Aristide Bruant at Agile, Lapin

“F-n’ Rubadub Guv got off wit’ lock stock impunity”

Landis thing, Landis thing, can’t Landis thing

“Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful frenemyship.”



Read da red-headlines today, oh boy

“Djokhar Strikes Again, (note da French spellin’)

“Batman seeks Stately Wayne Tamerlan,” (fo’ his mensch killin’)

“FBI Knew Tamerlan Killed Two Guys with .12 Gauge

“Let Him and his Bro’ Go On Marathonic Rampage”

Gatsby Epstein seen wit’ Wolfsheim Clinton

Sex-slave Monica-huntin’ o’ just funnin’ kiddin’?

Womyn stutter he done, hedon, hit on womyn

Bill’s Angry Chicks App who’s winnin’?

O’Bomber, Clinton, Hillary


Four whoresmen of Hypocralypse

Sing wit’ sleek morracca-lips

Too bad they missed Brasserie Lipp

Day Mossad or Moroccans nabbed Ben Barka pissed

Je suis Charlie Am-morocain

Barka dissident shoulda known

Flag of Morocco pentagram flown

Soldiers’ parades led by a goat

Goat grabbed Ben Barka by his throat

“Occupy a False Flag”

“Chicago Seven Glib in Spite of Gag”

“World Gloomed - According to Hollydoom”

At Diana’s Guy “Fawkes” Charles Not-laugh

Tilt-a-Whirl “torch-ure” subliminal sculpture

Sits above the crash site like a vulture

Charles Laughton “You Tiny on the Bounty”

Able semen Epstein “the better picker-upper,”

Andy swabbed the deck of this ‘52 pickup

Like Robin Williams’ last stolen gag

‘Bout door’s unhinged chokehold, nags

Like Space Ghost on da coast playin’ phone tag

Wit’ an asteroid sulfur satellite gone flamin’ fag

Harpooned Diana haunts Pont de l’Alma

Anti-mines, Louise done march on Thelma

Now she’s a sculpture by Hans Belmer

“Homer-land Sickurity MICT Program”

Mails Isolation Control and Tracking

Males Isolation Control and Hacking

Emails intercept-Ed, data “Snowden”

“Cyber Chief Arrested for Child Porn!”

NSA “CodeMasters” molest our messages

Not Jeffrey Katzinburgers’ Korean massages

Subliminal sex in SKG an’ Disney cartoons

Sowers of Discord, Inferno blood sausages

“Writers Guild Wins Freedom of Speech

“Hollywood wins Freedom to Leech”

Customs at Heathrow

Gave us a Free Throw

“Ghostbusters” hero’

(Apostrophe muled in by Stacy Keach)

“Speedballs” a John Candy spike hit

Unfortunately, kids on da set bit

Plot twist at dis puncture juncture

Childe Harold Cokehead quarreled

Thought he controlled da world

In da end, could not control his bowels

Lesson is – control yo’ noze wit’ a rubber hose

(See also, Eugene Onegin, Ch. 4 verse 44)

That shit is John Candy

Stay away from girls named Mandy

“Speedballs” anutha “Second City” spike hit

Anutha load of irresponsible American bullshit

Unfortunately, kids on da set bit

“Landis thing, Landis thing!”

Who ya gonna call?


“Brianstorm” on da You Tube

No book he couldn’t whip through

Man snorts per payday two Grammatologies

Makes Saussure an’ Derrida look like world class apologists

No net he couldn’t slip through

His Ramadan-a-ding-dong left NSA lookin’ frou-frou

Two-tie combo, still couldn’t hang tho’

Whatchoo gonna do, Chitty-Chitty bang bro’?

Y’all can’t Trifecta planet’s chief defector

Yo itty-bitties burn up wit’ just a sun reflector



Occupy protesters, police molest us

“The Prisoner” puttin’ on that “Bad Jacket”

(Look it up o’ yo’ be Buddy Hackett)

Neo-Nixon’s turnin’ Occupy against itself

Should be allies

‘Stead it’s all lies

Like Michael an’ Sister Janet

That shit’s the planet –

That duel scene in Pushkin’s Eugene Onegin

This time played out in Eugene, Oregon

Teen caught smokin’, cops turn ‘im

Infiltrator perpetrator killed peace movement

Massacre play “Macbett” by Eugene Ionesco

Staged in da coldest canyon in Afghanistan

Silver Star Pat Tillman

Burnt in a friendly-fire

By Special Forces snipers

Bro’ was critical of US Iraqi policy

Gon’ meet wit’ intellectual Noam Chomsky

Boom, Till’s hit, taken out one shot

Army coroner says, “it’s murder fo’ sho’”

But our press be the public’s herder

An’ truth’s a no-show

Fox News announces “no-go zones” fo’ Christians

In Muslim Paris, that bull’s hit, they missin’

No-go zones fo’ deflated patriots

In Afghani-damn missions, Fox be idiots

Shit’s goin’ viral on da net

You’re next, Vets

Vet against vet

Who fragged Pat Tillman?

Like The Daily Kos say

United we stand - on prosthetic alloy

Divided by drones - we all their toys

Like Helen Latoya, we all got balled

By Paris of Troy caught Achilles by his heel

If he hollers let him go how’s it feel

No unions in this man’s Army

Confederate Strike Force Barmy

Replaced by clones

Prez hisself’s a drone

Bladerunner hired like a Philip K. Dick

Daryl Hannah Barbarellas doctor Genentech

With a Bam-Bam Pebble triple-flip

“The Boys from Brazil” cloned Adolf Hit’

Tony Pellicano out in twenty-fifth

Dynamite an’ jewelry, La Brea Tar Pits

Musta missed “Blunt Force Trauma”

Starrin’ Barracks O’Bomber

General Betrayus bones Paula Goodbroad

After that her NYT popularity soared

Inappropriate behavior like Frank an’ Ava

Tell it to da Commander in Cheat

George Washington

Permanent Confined to “Quarters”

General McChrystal

Dash cam’s Duress Pool

Where was da Press Drool?

Hastings’ car hosed down by a prayer shawl

What a coinc’

Missed by an inch

“He was in Failing Health, flunked out, y’all

“Free tuition fo’ all in Bomb-unity College!”

Future not Utopia

Gon’ be Dystopia

“Americuh a Cornucopi…huh!?”

Could not be dopier

A danger field moment

Touch of da tie

A slight lament

But nevah say die

It be da fall of Rome

Da saddened Hebrews come to Julius Caesar’s tomb twice

People of da Book pay their last respects nice

But Caesar sacked da Library of Alexandria

Burnt it to da ground, y’all

Now Senator Joe Lieberman

Wanna “pull da plug on da internet” law

To muzzle our maws

Man that’s just naus’

Must give us paws

Whoa-OH Whoa-OH Whoa-OH

Jay Leno kill’t “Conan” why?

Whussup wit’ Jeffrey Zucker

Muthafucka burn his mutha

Fo’ a few dollar mo’

I’ll be NBC CEO Got-2-Go

“Man from U.N.C.L.E.” on OPM Channel

“Open Channel D” Coco Chanel

Sean Hannity, Hans Solo

Napoleon Solo, Soledad O’B

Four horsemen should be boloed

Like Bhopal was when it got Yoko’d

Whassup wit’ cancelled “Coco”?

Conan’s Ferguson, (Scott), got shot

We need a good buh-spiracy theory:

Like Prez Truman went King Herod

Tried to kill infant Yoko

So Beatles would not break up

Hiroshima an’ Nagasaki da result

Hip-hopshima became a NoGoSaki

Subprime derivatives bomb dropped

‘Hood’s history written by a hip-hop

Mal-Krump Transformer called Evictor

Reparations due black slaves an’ da Irish

Built up everything from here to Tara

Who dug da gold in Kate’s tiara?

African natives enslaved by Boer constrictors

Next they gon’ be smokin’ e-nigga-rettes!

Human history be sad, need a hip-hopera

Hip-hoperator turf-mimer

I’m da Mary Poppin’-ator

Rappin’ brolley parrot

Kil’t Ralph Nader

She take y’all out wit’ a shady PMS

Sport-fuckin’ monster-mashin’

Vagina Slims, an after, you got a lady-penis

We hate to admit it

But we got attrited -

Women have da power

“Let’s never shower!”


FBI Bustin’ Marathon

For LA sprayin’ Malathion

FIB knew all along

Tsarnaev three friends gonged

Marlowe bangs “Tamburlaine,” hits bong

Chimney made-a Paul Walker’s “Skulls”

Smokescreen Auschwitz Treblinka’d press

Strike Force Piketty sez

The underdressed gon’ get it next

Didier Fassin’s book on dirty cop nests


Same thang, shit was dun’ on 9/11

Here be why, it’s all Freemasonic puns

In Hebrew Nine-One-One white devil equals

Pike’s Morals and Dogma Double-Eagle

119 Biblical number of Abomination

Abyssal angel of Abaddon we a bombin’ nation

Read Book of Revelation Verse 9:11

George Bush King of da Army of Locusts

Boston Marathon “victim” lost his legs inside Iraq

How’d he lose ‘em twice whassup wit’ that?

Shit benefited Harvard

Caught snoopin’ student-teacher emails, awkward

Braised Marathon runner-meat took da heat off

Drew Gilpin Faust loves The Brothers Tsarnaev

Bros carry 3-D-printed Kalashnikovs

That JDL shit’s right outta The Brothers Karrymatzohs

Jews say it’s da Age of Reverse Racism

But it be mo’ like Whites on Our Case-ism

History be an anagram in idiom

Telegram of “Chapman’s Homer”

From “Life of Brian” Graham-Gilliam


Of Justice.” No Justice, No Rihanna marriage

Kerry don’ get any cuz he da sucky savage

Yet nuthin’s done

Yet nuthin’s done

Sign up da ‘Wood

Sign up da ‘Wood

Sign’s whiter than James Woods

In Franglais 2008 is deux-mille-eight

And tha’s whut happened Doo-meal-ate


Got a Play-Doh press

Got a Play Dead press

Plagiarism heresy

Evidence hearsay

Cayne killed Gable

“It’s a Wonderful Knife”

Jimmy Stewart cyber-attacked

By “a dope-smoking cokehead megalomaniac”

“Cayne to World: ‘Ripped my client’s eyes out!’”

Ace Greenberg Jimmied da lock at “Bare Sterns”

Playin’ bridge, welfare fo’ da bitch

Bailout’s not very manly

Lloyd Blankfein ran off with Goldfilled-Sacks

Might as well be sellin’ smack

Lay-men Brothers had a great rack

Dick Fulled, Dick Fold

Great in Rome’s sack

NY Daily News

Blames Rome’s fall on Mayor DiBlasio

Blams Mayor Die-Fastio

“Save da Horse-drawn Carriages

“Say Yes to Gay Marriages”

But no sign-up sheeeeeeet

No mob Fugazi fleeeeeeeet

For JDL might be involved in poppin’ alas poor 2Pac

East-end West-end extortion John Cusack

“Cops stop pumpin’ Grosse Point Blanks

“Two officers down – all over town”

“Bang-bang, you shot me down, bang-bang…”

Musta missed “Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang”

What a coinc’

Missed by an inch

White-gloved cops turn they backs on DiBlasio

White gloves worn by Free-ma’s-sons

An’ blue their favorite color code

What a coinc’

Called 911 got 9/11 dial tone

Da aprons made of human hide

Smellin’ of formal-JeckelDrHyde

CIA supports NGO’s “Free Hong Kong

“Climbs Empire State grippin’ topless Kate

“Bi-planes circle topless towers of Illin’

“Kong’s black, don’t get top billin’

“Perfect time Kong Die Blastioed

“Students for Freemasonic Cannibals

“March for Total Power of Capital

“Paranoia Grips New York

“City Re-named Powerin’-Oy-Orc.”

In LA-Y-Ferguson, N-Y-Not

Solange tasers fourteen cops

Bitch don’ know when to stop

John McClane scene “Die Hard” elevator

Solange now gotta “Seder

“Circumcision of the ears”

The media, bought ‘em for a round of beers

She’s a one-woman Netanyahu

Yom Kippur out nettin’ Yahoos

Sins written on crumpled paper

Soaked up what remained of da LA River

John McClane sings “Bye-Bye Miss a Jerrican Spy

“Russian Spy Booted from N-Y”

Like wit’ Fredo on that rowboat

An’ da horsehead in da bed wit’ pedo’

Make her an offer she can refuse

Spy a can of refuse, off-her like a loofa

In “The Killing of Colonel Klink-hoffer”

John Adams devolution Don Adams’

“Nude Bomb” now a think-opera

“The Brady Bunch Taken Hostage

In Half-Hour Burbank Siege”

Post-Modern multi-culturals

Lookout fo’ multi-vulturals

Philip Glass stole from “North by Northwest” golden ore

“Einstein on the Beach” close to Elmer Bernstein’s score

“Epstein on the Beach” by Phillup da Glass

Closer to reality, “North by Nathaniel West”

Eva St. Marie-Jolie Cary Grant-Clooney Jimmy Mason

Hangin’ from da scalp of George Wasshittin’

Or get off da pot Jefferson an’ Sally Hemmings

Defacin’ public prop’ty wit’ they bomb tag mittens


Burnin’ of Cork by da Black an’ Tans

Cromwell killed millions of O’Brien, Flanns

Transformed them into Osiris glans

“I scream you scream we all scream ice cream”

Ben ‘n’ Jerry bigots should be wearin’ “I Heart Cork”

“Goodnight, you Al Jolsons of New England”

Fuckamuthas try “Queue” da highest Scrabble Word

Jus’ funnin’ it be “Hollywood” da highest rabble merde

Ameriduh we spark a “beacon” on da Hill

Mixed race da future, just acacia Goneril’d

Regan, Martin Luther King’s Norman Lear

Produced at da storefront Scottish-Puertoricanist

I’m da first mestizo church organist

Playin’ macaronic “Macarena”

Onna frackin’ schist


AMERICA = “A G I REMA” C in Hebrew bein’ G

G for Freemasons da 33


O’Bama’s the G, I AM ERICA

K-un Jong got a Fear of Flyin’

Buddy Holly Big Bopper

Fear of not dyin’

CIA Jerry Naylor

Hello sailor

He be lyin’

Harry Shearer’s “Morning Becomes Eclectic”

PBUHs radio, Pope Leo X sittin’ on that Ecliptic

Circle cut to feel up the papal balls

Make sho’ he not a girl like Leonard or Derek Smalls

Bok me up on this, Derek, duty calls:

Ozone goin’ fast need to wear Tibetan Yamaka

Carnivalesque, saw Diane Arbus at da Comic-Con

Where PSY shot anutha video

“Mr. Robot’s Rude Rodeo”

Odious goat-eo

Koreans on the roof-eo

K J-un fish fry

Cosby got twelve ‘Rophie-wives

Each one sharpenin’ twelve-thousand knives

“Jape Rape isn’t funny!”

Jackanapes opposed by Jades

“Feminisn’ts: Where is “Brearly Legal” Katie Roiphe?”

Now we must all take James Hunt’s lessons

Stutter disasters, the King’s Peach

Lewis Carroll ruined on da beach

In a river of Pinot Noir from Puglia

The heel of Italy, Camille Paglia

Lynching Cos’ at a showing of Kathleen

Kennedy’s “Milk Money,” who is speech the-rapist

Speaker of the Mouse or Bring Down da House

“Angel Miracle Tries To Make Infidels into Zinfandels

“Alleged Cos’ an’ OJ into Nelson Mandelas”

Master of da black-skinned grape Primitvo

Even da name of da California grape be racist evil

Klon dikes speak out against cloned grapes at “So No Ma”

“Mendocino men do’ hear ‘no’ men dough speak no”

Joan Rivers final screech, no brakes, lookout

Lookout! Lookout! dun-DUN, Lon-DON

Broils Still She Haunts Me Ellen Barkin

And his brother, sat next to S. J. Perelman

At da Signet, he scraped my car door on sharp ice

Drunk on cognac an’ cigar smoke took a slice

You can read about shit in Gray Dung’s

Rich People’s Garbage: Different from Us

Peaches Geldorf Duchess of Melba Joanie’s Rivers

Glitter on a seagull’s beak

Pellicano litter-ati Nudge an’ Norbert Butz

“Leo ‘Cheap Seats’ Scalps Academy” not an Oscar Bub

Or Babe, sorely merits an Oscar Snub

Outgrabe, the Oscar nods an-ounced

Lindsay Lohan girl got trounced

Juiced American Princess

“JAP’s Methadone Acting Found to Cause Angio-gram Incest

“Hollywood Docs Say Ingest Is Best”

Scientific American Agency:

Junior Partners : Hunk Hickory Zeke Adelson Eidelweiss and Cruller

Symbol : Le Pen comme carte l’homme pendu

Senior Partners : Harvey, Hardly Dworkin an’ Lon Chaney

Farewell song by Winehouse, Amy

Tho’ in mercy’s hand all da stories merge

Ideas “in da air” bowel purged

It all reduced to a muted klaxon

Joy-juice flattened Michael Jackson

Dude should not have double-flipped

In da shower into Bubbles slipped

Still, when in da buff his tailor was Elizabeth

“Never-Never! Landis-Landis!” Wendy

Darling was quite candid, trashed her Peter

Panic Mary Jo Kopechne’d Corey’s Feldman

Ferguson, Misery, new App “Slashin’”

Da Bad News Bears’ guns still flashin’

Reverend War Neverend

Where it gonna end

“Heaven forfend.”


Where it gonna end


Cut off Van Gogh’s ear an’ def-jam this

I’m da Comish’ of Sony Data-Diss

Sky high, took down Sony

Can take down PSY’s palamino pony

Hacked da NSA

Drunk on fifth of Hennessy

Blacked out da Eastern Seaboard

Time machined 1965, (shit wasn’t Igor!)

Hooped NASA into midnight pick-up game

Wit’ those nasty space lames

My B-ball “The Most Dangerous Game”

Suck it up NASA

Put you out to pasture


Dr. Strangelove code EPO OPE POE

What you doin’ in da bed go

NYTwitz Sunday Puzzle?

Why she not fired

I’m takin’ off da muzzle

Why she got hired?

Alessandra S. Manley

Missy Eliot post-hole randy

Girl’s an intellectual Hefty

Bag lady

The Berle of Sandwich

Mrs. Television

Tatty Ana’s genes mixed doggerel an’ Goneril

Not much meat on her subprime ribs

Better mortgage yo’ chix crib

Yo’ gon’ need a corporate drivel bib

Leather drool cup for all da bubs

Co-starrin’ in Harry Reems’ “The Goldman Girls”

Fuk da foreplay I got fiveplay

You don’ like it lick it hit da Hershey Highway

Ev’body else they can Eugene O’Neill

(Get da ref cuz da ref be blind

Line starts at my behind)

“Morning Comes, Eject Her”

Glinda turned green witch

WASP inventor of da typo-writer

Weisenberg Experiment article bleeds

Pussy’s box dead o’ not dead

Read it in Alternative Universe News

“A.S. Dies of Weisenheimer’s Disease”

An’ Ron R Jr. I’m “Columbo” CEO Peter Falk

Gave Prez’s son his start edited his “My Turn”

Now it’s my burn comin’ acha you my subaltern

You “Dream of the Rarebit Fiend” done by Van Cliburn

Gonna find that di-putz bitch

Column cancelled

Due to glitch

Deadline Justmissed it was the Grinch

In Reverse Hebrew Atbash


Put em’ both together you get

“GG STRICHMIN” implyin’ “33 Degree STRYCHNINE”

In Hebrew-Anglo-Freemasonic G is letter 3

GG is 3-3 is 33 believe you me

An “I” is claw-shape Y

I’m the all-seein’ eye

Of Horus top that equilateral

Triangle, “Damage Collateral”

Schwarzenegger (French Version) 9/11 cancelled

Dr. Seuss strictly “District 9”

Wrote da buddy-buddy book

Greenmail and Hamm

‘Wood optioned, got two movies

“Poison Pill” an’ “Unclean Hands”

Seuss has fled to foreign lands

The Law of Return to Unknown Sands

Wit’ Crazy Eddy, Sirhan-Sirhan

“Can I pencil you in to see Dr. Trance?”

Man of “The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. Terwilliker,”

“The Boy with Green Hair” “Trierweiler Meets Dillinger”

“Dr. Mabuse” (Male Abuse) Corey Feldman in deep cahoots

In liar liar France onf fire

They call it “bobo micmac cohu-bohu,”

Reminiscent of Jack Christmas

Stole Halloween wit’ a hypo isthmus

At da Viper Room, bad exit scene

Pope Leo da Putz

Was a social klutz

Till he went global nutz

Scratched Jack’s baksheesh

On electric Jeeps

Dude can munch

Google search

“Alex Lutz affiche.”

River’s strychnine-grinnin’ in his coffin

Journalists they miss it often

Got Djokhar-sayonara-strict-nined

Creepy slithers in that Viper Room

Mona Lisa, balls have turned blue

Too bad men are not above you

Fed yo’ hubbie Tofana Aqua

Now he B Lugosi’d fella agua’d

86’d by that bitch

Tower Pisa’d

By a witch

Painting’s painted on poplar board

Sorceresses’ “Most Popular Wood”

Why’s her nose wart in photos airbrushed?

Kill a frog da spell gets shooshed

X-ray shows a whorled face beneath

Strangelove, Kubrick, looks like Heath

Shit, even Lenny Bernstein stole my libretto

Check it out wit’ Nina, dude stole my “Shoah-as-Orfeo,”

His obit in Time / Newsweek claimed it his last work

Wrote muthafucka estate manager a letter “what a jerk”

(To bad it wasn’t poisoned pen by teller)

Got To-be Bryant Magic Johnsoned by Michael Jordan

I am that good got composers coppin’ Lizzie Borden

Wit’out axin’ me o’ nuffin what da fuck think I’m Dan Tana’s

Restaurant got sirloin blood red walls hot as Alabama

Brother Mozart in his diary: “I got stilled

By that bad Aqua Tofana,”

Belladonna an’ plants nocturnal

River phoenixed on Halloweenie

Movie stars Don Draper Dondi Rapers

Viper should be Diaper

If yo’ dancin’ bring a bat

Rudin’s right on one thang

Stars be spoiled, they be brats

“’Daily Show’ Jon Stewart Hates Micks

“Slams Islam and Spicks”

What next rant on Afro-Picks?

“Back in Black” no not very

If only he hurry up get buried

“Bin” Laden wit’ hazards bio

Produce da body U.S. Navy

Habeas Porkedus

What gon’ be da next cons, Neo?

Paul Walker Robin Williams refs

The days they died

McFarlane reads fates

In crystal meth

Segment Leno’d

Due to deaths -

Conan played fo’ a Zucker

Who’s next?

Jon Stewart molests minorities

“Catholics all pedophiles

Of kids they take advantage”

But experts say it’s da same percentage

In all classes, ethnic groups an’ from religions’ vantage

NYT: “Rabbis from Hasidic Shirley Temple

“Found To Be Epsteins, Not Einsteins” “Amy Semple

“MacPhantom Appears to Boy Scouts, Frontage Ample,”

“Stephen Collins, in TV’s “7th Heaven” Reverend Eric Camden

“Accused of Giving Girls Penis Samples”

“Harvard Law School in Violation of Title IX

“Federal Regulations on Sexual Harad Experiment”

“Scorch-E-Z Welds Rear-View Mirror to Panaflex

“Camera for Reasons Obscura Shoots His Own Ass”

“Tiger Woods’ Game Interrupted by ‘Heidi’”

“Cab Calloway Sings to Feds: ‘Heidi-Heidi-Heidi ho’”

“Bruce Jenner Named Governor of Idaho”

Epstein hosts Protestant royals

In Virgin Islands where is Scott Rudin’?

Copped da island on Coral Turpitude

“Sharks and NY Cop Love ‘Girl Meat’ Chewed

“In Talking Shark Show Cop Water Walks”

On “Elm Street Guest House” reality epizoode

Tina an’ Tony O’Blair voted off for Iraqi low blow

Lord Crumley begs others “Let me stay!”

Cancel my nobles subscription

Television a feelgood prescription

“NCIS” solves ‘em all, in fact its fifty-percent

“Let’s be careful out there!” Hill Street Booze

Character’s full name: Sgt. Phil Freemason Esterhaus

Sgt. Love Freemasons (at) Esther’s House

Sgt. Love da Freemasons in da Book of Esther

Ain’ that the Bible’s book of racist slaughter?

Drink a Bloody Mary Tiler Moors

“At least Mayor Yorty brought order,”

Sony movies too all grade C

Kristen Wiig, Brian McCormick, Sophia Stewart

Christophe Valdenaire star in “Scriptbusters: Reboot”

And the Writer’s Guild is Gumby

Amy to World: “the rest is gravy!”

Uma Thurman, ‘Lizbeth Hurley

Ellen Barkin’ up-an’-ATM smokes Jays Perelman

A milder Billionaire Boyz Club Boko Harem

Slave girls easily bought

As da world falls apart

Yet Saudis stoned when caught

It all comes to nought

Shop till you drop

As males’ heads get lopped

Protest female excision

But not male circumcision

Judy Chicago’s

Triangular table

Freemasonic strangle

Husbands died in a cave-in

Down in da law mines of New Haven

Now they da mavens

In ermine Napoleonic

Smokin’ boyfriend Barbarella chronic

Takin’ agent speakerphone colonics

Inna sauna they da fauna

An’ da sex? they not gonna

Examples given by Jeremy Piven:

Sony’s top gal stuff ‘Bama up her snit

Way AOL-Time-Gangsta

Housed Sophia Stewart’s early “Matrix,”

Suge Knight Death Row Records

Scott Rudin’s Roshashana Tofana-Aqua soured

Hillary in uniform Boston Whaler

Slam mode, watches “the Energizer” uses her inhaler

Problemo? Pro-whamo! Problemo? Pro-blamo!

I sent in my ex-wife’s head

Won a “Kill Bill” Frisbee Wham-o

Like da opera’s Madama Butterfly

Scott (t)issued a fine “final aria”

His name escapes me in da wee wee hours

Of this mornin’s undercover flowers

Operatic Diana died at Place Maria Callas

It’s a hiss-Tory class project diorama

Da Torch of Liberty torchon tee-peed

Buckingham Palace jacked MI-6 Wi-fi’d

Butt it ain’ over till Slim Shady sings

Duck-billed, “Like a Candle in the Wind.”

Lemme be nice say it fo’ ya twice


Of Justice, we all sighin’ ‘tologists

Sea Org King David Miscavige

Have you ever seen that movie “Savages”?

Yet no heads roll at racist Sony -

PSY rides invisible ponies

PSY-op da Wood, Psy-op da Wood

Gangnam style, Gangland style

Bitch my nickname is Shit

Cuz tag, yo’ it

Love you to bits

You da witch’s tits

Thorns fo’ nipples

An’ two slits

What y’all call a journalist

Received no death threats?


You’re on a list

Of da morons don’ know Shit

Yo’ ass couldn’t rhyme wit’ Cass

To save Time

I gotta metaphor mine

All da way to China

Big as yo’ vagina

Y’all got wit

But how da Japanese pronounce it

Throw yo’se’f’s on mah mercy

I’m feelin’ reimbursey

Slap yo’ face twice and make some change

In yo’ politesse, girl Polly Tess

Cracker you wanna try

Brigade d’Intervention (BRI)?

No one gets out “arive.”

I got da bully pulpit

This rap they gonna pulp it

Like that film wit’ Vinnie Cassels

“Mesrine” French Intelligence

Wanted le gros batard to escape

Good fo’ da “snail-eater” biz-nez fake

Prison gate left wide open engraved invitation

To une balle dans la tête

Dances for a moment and then the grand exit

Gunned ‘im down in broad daynight

‘Least Mesrine died in a convertible cash flight

(See also, Balzac’s “The Comedians of Paris’’

An’ da website “Mesrine’s Disguises”)

Shit da dude got away during exercises

His track suit comes in all metastasizes


1981, year in Dujardin’s “La French”

Marseille Judge Pierre Michel

Real Popeye Doyle caught Brutus Zampas

Pop-eye Evol Oy Il(l) Sutur B

Pop Eye Evil Eye Ill-Suture Be

Popeye Olive Oyl Brutus

Backwards in da esoteric

Mirror occult dinner reservation

For Gogol’s “The Nose”

(See also Eugene Onegin, Ch. 5, verse 31)

My friends now divine aflatus

Taurine Defecation nation

Popeye eatin’ infant spinach

You da collard greens all in it

Wash it down wit’ Red Bull

“Kidz” they are a handful

“Carrie” pig-blood Cary Grant-ful

Judy Judy Judea

Just Shoot Mia

Farrow fallow

“Rosemary’s Baby”

Frank’s son got da baby blues

“5,000 Slaves on Albion Shores!”

Muslim Russian Asian slave trade it all ignored

Some say it go all da way up to Mr. Windsor homo essen Ate

On Humbert Path Humbert Road Sandringham Estate

Takin’ in da scenery found Alice with Mr. Toad

Wild ride in Israel no law ‘gainst slavery

“I Did It My Way without Wavering”

Only Palestinians built da highway

“Killdozer” dug da colonizers’ dieway

2,500 civilians killed, most recent count

Open “Sesame Street” paved to da Mount

Read da red-headlines today, oh boy

Man it’s a Stars in Bars Bugler an’ Homer’s “D’oy!”

In Hebrew Atbash “D’oy” means “Door/Enter Eye,’’

“John Lennon Shot Chapman Hits a Homer”

“White House Turd Burgler Found To Be a Pyle of Gomer”

“Innocent Derrick Hamilton Set Free after Decades”

“March on Selma TV Cameras Blacked Out by Brigades”

“Racist Cops Gon’ Give America AIDS”

“Hurricane Let Outta County Dade”

All negative press be doin’ is spreadin’ “Allah Akbar!”

Reglement de Comte de Bouderbala

Why’d Paris police lighten security

Just befo’ Charlie Hebdos got January’d?

“Charlie’s Angels” shoulda put up janissaries

Turkish Sultan’s “Auspicious Incident”

6,000 janissaries drowned in a cistern

Fucked wit’ da Sultan now it’s his turn

Fo’ Marine Le Pen (FN), Sarkozy (UMP)

F’n’ Eric (von) Zemmour, Deport Arabs in One Big Dump

Hollande an’ Sarko

Wit’ they French Pheno Barbie Dolls-o

Carla Bruni an Paul Muni

Ex-wife Trierweiler unleashed

Growlin’ cuz got no baksheesh

Hubby met wit’ her 11/9 noon

Not a good omen hubby was foamin’

Dorothy Lamour’s ‘’Brotherhood of the Spoon’’

Lampooned in “The Road to Bali by Way of Zanzibar,”

Sarkozy-Hollande, Hope an’ Crosby

Marine Le Pen, Dotty Lamour

Don’t miss da super finale sequel

‘’’Le Wife-Riot’ Club Paradise from Planet Paris

“Napalm-Bomb-Capable White-Nosed Bats Quelled

“In Paris Suburb’’ Y’all should have yo’ lead examined

You just plumb line crazy like “surveyor” K in Kafka’s Castle

Da gang that couldn’t toot straight

Driverless cars Wi-fi shackled

Drones to be run by football tackles

Kouachi Brothers were known to da state

Fo’ years followed closely coulda been Maced

‘Stead they were let loose straight out da gate

Like Tamerlan Djokhar killed two friends straight

FBI let ‘im go they had da goods man he wuz da goat

Took a Muslim to save 30 Jews at Hyper Cacher

Sub-zero nerves, locked ‘em in a freezer

Muslim cop shot outside on da street

How can you tell da freezer from da frozen

“France Commits Cop-acide

“Mass Surveillance Not Effective

“Info Overload GCHQ Defective

“Ed Snowden Wins Info Stripper-CIA-NSA Trifecta

“Julian Assange Wanted fo’ Dissection

“Needle Found in Haystack Dept. of Corrections.”


Arrested fo’ too many quotes

From Ta-Nehisi Coates

Quote quota they got my goat

It’s G - reek to me -

In Freemasonry G is 3 is 33 Degree

Slang word like torn “dungarees”

“Importance of Being Earnest”

In Hebrew Atbash translates as

“Importance of Being 330”

In Hebrew Atbash 330 = ShL = “Shill,”

330 zero drops out = “Importance of Being a 33 Degree Shill”

Why they stilled him at Paris Hotel 33

Speakin’ of unzipped dictionaries

(Bad events bring out da wurst in us)

Pharell Williams Miley Cyrus wreckin’ us

Shia in Sia’s Now-I-See-ya

Leotard-ophile retarded veejays

Robin Thicke nekked as a bluejay

Hump-wrestlin’ surreptitious girlz

EMpTy-V reduced to non-nutritious Berles

Cowboyz an’ cowgirlz

Stirruptitious flirtz

After all is said an’ done there been that

It’s still sicko schizo, skinz v shirtz


Mike Deluca’s hot as a socket

Wearin’ Amy’s prom locket

Got a rocket in both pockets

Window-window situation

Full-frontal Santa Claus von Bulow -

Spike Lee’s comment, “A new low.”

Amy’s gon’ star in “CEO-patra”

Scott Rudin, tootin’, comin’ at-ya

Marc Antony the newd Sinatra

Sings in da choir Julio’s Iglesias

Everyone wearin’ fall of Rome fashions

Lord Freddy Krueger haunts

Elm Street Guest House taunts

“Freddy Kruegers Corey’s Feldman!

“Crown Heights smokes Black Bud Melman!”

Elm Street Guest House

You’re a guest

I’ll take your silence

For a yes

Oprah’s first “Interview”

In Ladies Home and Garden

Shout-out, “I loved every minute of it” (!)

Like in “The Player” Lyle Lovett

One-hands that fly –

She’s not on the No Fly list

Keep yo’ mouth-fly zipped

What, Coke-y Oprah squealed

Feds called in -

Luciferian -

Scorch-E-Z jailed

Die-Cap makes bail

Mark Wahlberg Fail

Pee-poles pulled in

You the Masons’ carrion

It’s Luciferian

It’s Luciferian

Lucy burned the roast again

It’s Luciferian

No one ain’ gon’ stop it

Not even Sharpton-Farrakhan

Brad still thinks dead Farrah can

Brangelina CIA could be doin’ drops like Jerry Naylor

Tinker Tailor Soldier Naylor, ATF Brian Terry

DEA Rip-Crewed Brian O’Conner

Car H-E-double-hockey-struck Brian Griffin

Like Merv in that film by Steven Martin

Elevator scene Solange lethal injection

That ‘70’s Talk Show Host cut folks in sections

Speak of the devil Marky Wahlberg Seth McFarlane

Missed same American Flight on Nine-Eleven

What a coinc’

Missed by an inch

Mark didn’ miss that Viet “gimp.”

Goodbye, Mary Stu

Hello “Entourage,”

Mark Execu-Produce

Ari’s “Hemorrhage.”

“Cocaine-related Masonitis

“Found to cause Lewy-Parkinsons Vasculitis”

TV, film gods have clay feet

Argyle socks, then six feet

Capillaries dilated, gon’ be visitin’ Buster Keats

Angie’s got two clay teats

“Cunning Lingvall caught in a free-fall

“Man Bites Dog, Kuntz Stalk Geffen”

“Older Man Seeks Locked-in Syndrome,”

“Schumacher Socks World

“In Blink-Morse Code

“Sez He Knows Who Killed Roger Rodin!”

The poor get poorer the rich get bitchier

Kardashian bought her PR snitch ether

Spent two bill’ on girl’s butt-injects

Looks like a queen ant Latter-Day Insect

It all Don Ameci media circus lichi

Nut-job Duchess of Alba veggie grocery

Anagrams fo’ da king in hosiery:




Hung by her vocal cord wit’ just da slightest urgin’

Duchess of Positif “dyed” wit’ hair so bleachy

Last words, (reportedly)

“Ol’ bitches marry butlers, kinda creepy.”

Mad Max Mel Jodie Foster drinks Gibson neat

Father of her children da Paraclete

In Henrik Ibsen’s “3-D Thunderdome”

‘Wood’s version of “Frenemy of the Sheeple”

Only thing is Torvald played by Red Buttons

“Did you hear? Torvald leapt from the steeple!”

Now da world, goat’s head-buttin

9/11’s “Let’s Roll!” a palindrome of people


Meanin’ “L L Twin Tower Gold Steal”

“Or” in Hebrew meanin’ “gold,”


Let’s Roll Twin Towers’ Gold Mission

$40 mil in gold still missin’

Ain’ Peter Loomis truckin’ humus

Bush/Cheney caught in da Baf-room

Dey be smokin’ humans

“Sons” is “bars” to Hebrew scholars

So yo’ sons drink “sons” at bars ‘n’ parlors

Ain’ no gelt in Annexican dol-lars

Bush and Cheney they made out

Like that dog Bandit

In da You Tube cartoon “Clutch Cargo” and it

Ain’ gon’ be televised to be candid

Bottled city of Kandor Congress banned it

Why Masons call theyselves “the Little Bears”

Yo’ sons drink queers at “He-brew ‘bars’”

But don’ say that in “Texas, Par’s.”

Buddy Holly flies Mason to Moorhead

Plane bangs down, drilled in da forehead

Big got Bopped, Buddy’s head lopped

CIA popped, replaced by Jerry Naylor, cop

Agnes Moorehead cross-legged, mantelpiece

Gary Cooper, stonemason, “The Fountainhead”

Final scene, World Trade Center

Henry James’ The Golden Bowl

Bowling ball outta da gutter, star called Al Gol

Rahm-bo north, south be Limbaugh

Ferguson calls you “Little Black Sambo” -

Better scram, bro

Cops in personnel carriers

Samantha an’ Darrin Ebola carriers

Married by a Justice of the No Peace

Michael took chill-pills called Falderol

His last concert a success all-in-all

Black hat Texas Panhandled it

Drained da Cajun swamps an’ fumbled it

Louisiana left in badass dark, red candles lit

Katrina stopped da car to take a leak

All over New Orleans’ jazz Sikhs

An’ by the by, CIA killed Kim Peek

Buddy Holly why rap stars take bus tours

Don’ wanna end up heads over Masons’ doors

Oscar Wilde dropped at a Paris hotel

Like Robert Palmer in perfect health

Life cut off like by a mohel

Hotel bill “paid” by Hill’, he go skewered

By some lame crawled outta Victor Hugo’s sewers

Hotel ram’s head above da entrance

“Wallpaper goes I go entranced”

Bosie the boil that Oscar lanced

Boy was a “Bad Douglas,”

OW’s last words (fo’ real) “Fuck this.”


While Englund (sic)

Slept wit’ Ol’ Vic

Pee-Wee Herman played “Taps” for Nick

“Herman” is Hebrew Bible code for Celtics

Unfairly cut short by Doctor Dick

Nicked At Night Judy Garland napped

Amelia Earhart was mis-mapped

Marilyn got herself capped

By Dr. Greenson an’ Menninger’s crap

Jesus in the manger sapped

Is that Geffen gettin’ lapped

By midgets in they ‘naps?

Elm Street Guest House App

Geffen lost 20 to 71

Goyfriend younger 50 years, count every one

71 Azoth, that can’t be fun

Azoth the Universal Solvent

Derives from Hebrew Atbash 7-ought-1

Equals O-A an’ in Reverse it’s Z-Th

Put that togeth’ got A-Z-O-Th tea-H

Like molasses to a moth

What’s up with Zayin b’Ayin (House of 77)

Free-ma-chronic alchemists ain’ sayin’

Means in Israel “Dick you in the eye”

77 for Freemasons means “Punish’”

Thoth tell you what be Azoth:

It’s a vitreous humor

Slit eye’s ocular fluid -


Balcony scene, “Chien Andalou”

Buñuel knew what knives can do

Azoth’s what alchemists see through

Da world turned upside-down

Inside eye’s atrium

Leaden world into golden mind

Be all alchemy on that balcony

No man it’s butchery


“Circumcison City Commission

“Decision Approves Penis Excision

“Obama for it, Masons, Rabbis “saw” it

“Mohel mo’ hell, why in Englund (sic) it don’t sell.”

“Twilight Zone” chopper down, fatal collision

No illusion, Landis not boozin’

Two ‘Nam kids double-sorrowed

Not gon’ see Vicmorrow

“Kim Phuc Fucked by Napalm Golem”

Landis walks




Falcon snow-man insults black presidency -

Walks Scott Rudin free


Enter, Color Guard, Assembly Singin’:

“We could build a snowman in the meadow

“And pretend that he is Michael Brown

“He’ll say Am I Buried

“We’ll say No Man…”

“Turn off that jungle music!”

Shit! Shit, shit, shit!

“KO, No, America Not Knocked Flat

“Bout Lost on Points

“Governor Nixon Buh-points

“TKO Invest-duh-gation

“Grand Jury to Nation:

“TKO’d by OJ’s Kato

“Technical Kop-Out.”

Cops killin’ bros above the Texas cyclotron

Self-cleanin’ oven left da spin cycle on

It all The Tao of Grand Jury Bullshit

Even Steven Hawking can’t explain it

The Eight-Fold Way Johnny Wadd’s pain-dick

Cop uses it to choke black man to death

Jury buys “checkin’ his dental health.”

Black man rapes white women three

Pole up his ass, hung from a tree

OJ won because he had mon-ee

Glove didn’t fit that shit is fun-nee

Cosby fits goat pentagram

His evil eye, the telegram

77 fo’ da Masons means “Punishment”

Cos’ be 77 now he da Masons’ lunchmeat

Model Agency “Pimp-lication Comedy,”

Who likes to watch

At ‘Wood’s coffee klatch?

Producers Guild on CCTV

Almodavar’s See-See TV

The Goat Channel, NBC

Seinfeld drinks his coffee cold

Cosmo Kramer Comedy Club

N-word times four OMG that’s ug’

But America still loves they Tracy Morgans

So much so he’s donatin’ organs

They’s a waitin’ line all whites, Chinese

Fo’ Officers Ramos and Liu’s kidneys

Take-out orders Freemasons first please

Sign up the ‘Wood

Sign up the ‘Wood

Coulda shoulda woulda

I’m yo’ Be-There Buddha barracuda

Sign up the ‘Wood

If only Clooney could

Ronnie Chasen, Ronny Chasin’

Tina Brown Prince William chasten

‘Wood by techniques proven Mason

Carson’s car outsida Chasen’s

Cost him a bundle, pedestrian trundled

Look out twirled, rumbles in that jungle

Give me the goose bumps

Pedestrians as speed bumps




Dark Mother Hecate Day


He-Kate Will, what a co-inc’

Day Ronni Chasen ‘86’d

A good year for Ronnie Reagan

Royal ‘gagement ‘nounced November 16

11/16 in numerology

Is 1119, the year Knights Templar founded

Freemasons claim it, night car impounded

Duchess of Lamebridge

Sips her coffee cold

Royal baby George

Breughel da Younger

Y’all gon’ be engorged

Like Russia at da royal org’

Kubrick by “Hollywood royals” Olive Oyls

“Save me, Popeye,” from Brutus (Amy’s goyls)

White House to Walker, “fuck da horse you Rodin on,”

The medium rare is the message

Human clone meat served up as sausage

Pop-o-Rocks, see, stay away from da royal weddin’

Quit yo’ belly-achin’

Oh we pop y’all, signed Satan

Oh, an’ Hollywood?

Stop yo’ Ronnie Chasin’!

F-up’d the ‘Wood, F-up’d the ‘Wood

F-up the ‘Wood, F-up the ‘Wood

F-up the ‘Wood

That’s cold


Brinsley Ramos Liu

Who caused it, why you lie you?

F’d-up the ‘Wood

That’s cold

Eric Garner made ends meet

Bro’ had six kids to feed

Answer? Chokehold deed

No-tax tobac’ cancer conglom’ –

Big competish from Big Bad Pharm’

Eric not a Bennifer Garn’

Cops form one big blue swarm

I can’t breathe means I can breathe

Send dead flowers blood-red wreaths

White No meanz white Noze

Black No means white Noose

It all malice aforethought

Alice she be store-bought

This gun be sore sought

Bust up the ‘Wood

Bust up the ‘Wood

Gonna bonfire this holly good

Selznick, Double-O, O-scar L. B. Mayer?

No both men stank

Never did shit to help Ann Frank

New book sez ‘Wood Jews neva showed they anga

To “der Paper hanger” -

“We can’t Klamm the German market

“Over some bombin’ mutha-Fokkers

“Kil’t a couple outta Yonkers

“We don’ care H killed someones

“’Long as when it’s done

“It’s just ‘some.’


Kubrick paces eyes wide shut

“Places everyone! Make yo’ nut!

“Studio can’t cannibalize, eye got final cut!”

Three days later, Azoth’d in the gut

Universal Solvent

Get thee to a convent



“You got to bury bodies

“To pay for all the hotties

“Call-girls like Blue Dahlias

“Love strong John Wayne

“Gacys, or at least they Tony Laceys

“Any Hall will do.”

“Carole Lombard L. B. Mayer-murdered

“Pretty head Bulgakov’d offward

“Plane crash in Clark County

“Freemasonic bounty

“The Margarita Mastered

“By those studio bastards

“In da mouth-shaped county of Nevada

“Near Marquis de Sade-a

“Clark Gable’s last Masada

“Producers they just gotta -

“Lombard’s neck a fountain

“Fo’ Moses smokin’ on that mountain

“Clark X-ray visioned Aaron Sauna Soakin’

“Amy Paschale and her co-CEO croakin.’

“It Happened One Night

“Gable wept Mayer slept

“Lombard felt her final fright

“’Landis thing, Landis thing!’

“Long as when it’s done

“There’s just ‘some.’”

Carl Laemmle was the Man

Saved a thousand Jews

Was no dictator-capitulator

Brought them to Decatur

Illin’ oy, Illin’ oy

Carl didn’ cap ya later

Brought them to Decatur

Sign up da ‘Wood

Sign up da ‘Wood

If only Sony stood

Producers fear they own

Revolution of the D-girls

“Let pay-for-play-ers

“Mass murder hangers-on

“Selznick, Mayer

“Mad mumbling Hamlet

“Alas, poor Oprah

“Get thee to a ‘soapera’” -

“Tho’ young lass Ann’s of da brood

“Frank’s not from Hollyblood,’”

She’s not Hollywood royals’ tease

Tho’ she bring in royalties

Whut did da Australian hangman say

To Irish-Aussie anti-hero Ned Kelly

When Kelly called upon God

With his final breath and fall?


What did Charlie Manson say

To cellmate Son of Sam

Just befo’ da gas flow?

“Either ‘der Paper hanger’ goes or I go.”

The ‘Wood got more pussies

Than a pet store fulla puppies

Run by loser Eighties’ Yuppies

Yesterday’s news

Tomorrow’s boos

Y’all done lose

Double-O Seven bankers’ heaven

Double-O Eight, Ocean’s Eleven

Greenspan an escaped Not-see

Neo-ex-con Uncle Milty

Freidman playin’ Hasbro Yahtzee

Wit’ Vaud-villains Bush an’ Cheney

Crazy like A Foxman

The Giant Rat of N. Sinatra

These Boots are Made Paul Walkerin’

An that’s just what they’ll do -

Geffen Kuntz-halls stalkin’

Borges tracks poet Philip Larkin

“Pee-Wee Herman Sought in Mexican Lair”

It’s a situation bombedy

Swallow Drama-mine-a-day

Y’all done lose

Adelson means “Wolfson” or “Adolf’s son”

Eidelweiss - shenanigans

Not very nice – call Father Finnegan

“The Sound of Music” Julie Andrews sings

These are a few of my least favorite things:

In Chagall’s “Fiddler on the Roof”

Why da church a Christian doof’?

Saw da head open let’s have a look

Abe took his roof off

To John Wilkes Booth

Fiddler on da Roof, da “ol’ sockdolager” sooth’

Updike’s comedy of banners The Coup

Just a Dutch treat goof

Black man’s revolution written by a poof


Sheldon Schumachered Switzerland

Skied to sacred Swiss accounts

Created by Ashkenazis

Before the Anschluss “asked for” Nazis

To hide $ from German tax-man-Stasi

(Now in banks Nigerian)

Now everybody uses ‘em

It’s “Gentlemensch Agreement”

Starring John Galliano

(That dude is moultin’ into Bert Lars von Trier)

Gregory Peck skiin’ from Hitchcock’s “Land of Cockaigne”

Into Renoir’s “Grand Illusion,” Queen Grace’s

Car snakes ass at Devil’s Curse

Like Carol Lombard’s plane

Like River Phoenix at his Oxbow Incident

Cause of death, snowblindness

There goes Her Royal Highness, -



“Welcome to the 77th Academy Awards

“Queen Grace of Monaco, Grace Kelly

“Will be receiving a Lifetime Achievement Award

“And her ‘Devil’s Curse’ hairpin marriage annulled

“By Papal Bull

“Under the fabulous Blackfriars Bridge

“In sunny ol’ Big Benland, London

“Home of hot cross buns and Gunga Din

“Remembering racist Rudyard Freemasonic Kipling

“GUNGA DIN anagrams into NIGA GUND

“Down into NIGA G DUN

“We all, white an’ black, gon’ be they din-din.”



P-2 Lodge snitch

Bricks in God’s Banker’s pockets

Never tried it don’t knock it

Robin joke-robbin’ “Sybil” Williams

Coluche, Robin’s French comic simulacrum

Read L’Accident: contre enquete

Coluche cartoon flattened by a truck

Right smack in his Resto de coeur

After receiving by post a bullet and “you’re next,”

French gov wanted him hexed

After running for President against Mitterand

“Sixteen percent of voters intend

“To vote Coluche Palais resident

He is the candidat bleu-blanc-merde.”

Truck driver veered into his lane

Not a wince at Coluche the clown in pain

Ministre Bérégovoy “suicide” with a police revolver

The social pact we have dissolved her

“33 ‘Suicides’ in Two Years at France 1 TV Station,”

Strange number 33 must be headhunter corporation

State terrorism state terrorism re-state terrorism

Reminiscent of “hit and run victim” Terry Gilliam

We all Freemasonic “fish” in they “Imaginarium,”

State terrorism state terrorism re-state terrorism

History is written by da Waltons

Stolen by ‘Wood icons

Buried beneath acorns

“Hide da goods

“Bring home Kevin Bacon.”


Heath Ledger’s funeral

His brother actors shoulder ‘im

Now his light’s just cold an’ dim

Who was skulkin’ after him?

McCauley Culkin or da Olsen twins?

No man da police, da Freemasons

Jack N, “I warned ‘im!”

Shoulda armed ‘im


Speaking of a slow-motion Holocaust

“Grapes of Wrath” Alfred Newman scored

To “Potrezebie” tune Alfred E. Newman whored

Zyklon gas chemical warfare chlorine

Storing researched by Germans Boring

German-Jewish pince-nez Fritz the Haber

For killing his own given a captain’s saber

Packed off to Switzerland as der Fuhrer’s savior

Umlaut lout, give up a fat shout


White supremacists wearin’ aprons

Anders Boring Breivik on his lunch break

Made a big fuss for far-right’s Zion

Killed 77 Socialist kids on Utoya Island

Like if Michael went postal on Latoya Jackson

Saxo wrote Harry Potter rap for King Valdemar

Far right far left now it’s far MOR

They all his subjects, victims of King Valdemar

CROSS-CUT, AMERICAN Center for Disease Control (CDC):

2001, Ivins at the CDC

Sent Amerithrax to TV

Ebola Lindberged to Liberia

Obama to Sigh-beeria

“Kremlin Crimeas Ukraine!”

Who killed Bob Crane?



Putin On da Ritz

Takin’ off da mitts

“Putin Sore at The CIA Times”

All da tiffs The Grey Slit prints

“Hillary Berates China Censorship”

Censors snip, news anchor Rupert Grint

“Hill’ Laughed Off Stage by Chinese Bigwigs”

“Hollande Forbids Free Speech

“At Pro-Free-Cheeps March

“Government Crackdown on Mouths”

Angry Beaks an’ da Hedwig march

Wit’ Big Bird fo’ Preserve they Ortolans

Kristen Wiig busks, does Bjôrk doesTaylor Swift

Thank god not topless in a Kaballah kilt

M’bala Harry Styles magic Allah strings

That spell out words in Kibbles flings:

Russians not “the rebels”

Ukrainians “white devils”

Forced out they President

Now he’s Ed Snowden’s co-resident

Russians protectin’ their southern flank

From NATO encroachment

All governments psychotronik motel hell an’ breath mint

Germans got theyselves a lightnin’-causing satellite

Yo tourists Europe’s not “Drink up it’s Amstel Lite.”

NGO’s? CIA’s ho’s

Arab Spring? CIA bling

Who got it right? Saudi King

Orange Rose revolutions?

CIA “colored folks” last ablutions

1940 US oil-embargoed Japan

Roos’velt knew Pearl Harbor happenin’

U. S. Navy broke “Jap” codes long b-fo

Fleet’s gangbangin’ by “Nip” Zeroes

Yet no FDR postwar hangin’

December 7, Two-oh-fourteen

A date that will live in Amy

Harvard lawyer Alan Dershowitz

He fo’ Condoleeza’s rendition of “towelheads”

Girl’s the Great Nation-Molester Americun’

Did her doctoral on gas fields of Kazakhstan

US Army now Commandos Neutron Tampons

Claw yo’ back with climbin’ crampons

Dersh’ penned the first ’01 pro-torture op-ed

9/11 the Great Civil Rights Cop-Out

Dersh’ mashed yo’ Civil Rights into Drivel Rights

Only Black Caucus and Net Set protested it

For all that torture we got shit

Not even per diem o’ monkey points

Guards killed Guantanomos, oink-oink

“CIA to World: Sit On It!”


Water hoarded

Global Bombing

Global Warming

Glacial Profiling

Facial recog’ robot dialing

Indentured servitude

Martha Stewart’s waiters in the nude

Scott Rudin gon’ be they din-din food

Gape-jawed nape-mawed

“Joan of Arc” actress Jean Seberg

Also starred: Godard’s film “Breathless,”

“I can’t breathe” (an’ it’s Meth-less)

We “The Young and the Restless,”

Jean-Pierre Melville’s “Les Samourai”

White-gloves on, edits out Jean’s eye

On da floor of “The Whistling Room”

Dupont’s “Foxcatcher” wrestling gloom

Gon’ feel some guilt...someday soon


Choke-hold on the President

Ferguson protest morgue residents

Alan Dershowitz renditioned

No COP release, just CO2 increase

Weathermen decide they gon’ cease

SLA in Philly greased

Panthers’ Hampton sent straight south

For havin’ his own self’s Chrysostom-mouth


Jean Seberg’s hero hogans tortured

By Masons CIA FBI and the unusual suspects

“Jean Seberg…should be neutralized,”

FOIA: FBI memo to J. Edgar, 5/6/70, (CHIEF ONLY, EYES)

No cameras please obscure her face

Not invented then a can of Mace

Signed LeBeau an’ Major Hofstedder

Girl pregnant by a Big Black Panther

J. Edgar planted stories in Hedda’s Hopper

Gossip Walter Winchelled, then the coppers

Kidnapped, tortured, raped, an opera

Eleven days later, Seberg’s body, Renault found

St. Joan of Arc in Paris stands gold-den gowned

A wild surmise with eagle eyes

Like a stout vulture

Silent on a speakin’ carrion


In Hebrew NINE plus ONE plus ONE alphanumerix

As 365 - days in a year’s Orouboros

What a coinc’ George Sorrows

Made Malaysia dolorous

Consumers rioted

Chinese dieted

Musta fo’got the Kryptos day code

Now it’s just a history net-node



“FBI Shot First at Waco

“Burned Eighty Kids Deader than Deadlier”

“Federal RICO Racket Spanked by Roger Federer,”

See Page Six CIA, MI-6, ISIS-tortured innocents

9/11 lies ordured US innocence

St. Joan of Arc Jean Seberg

Pregnant by a Panther

Freemasons clip those with longer anthers

Jean, they lost they moral compass

Our Glorious Leader Slim Shady Wampus

Big Man on Grampus

Like yo’ hero Scoobs

You don’ bereave it?

You Tube “National Security Alert,” believe it

They even got a 9/11

Co-conspirator to give up some

Yet bullshit’s done

Co-bullshit’s done

Read “Pilots for 9/11 Truth” website

That shit reads like a piss-storm plebiscite

Makes Vlad the Imp Putin

Look like an imp-POTUS to impeach Rasputin

Obama at his apogee

White House Fort Apache

“Gable Kills Cayne

“At Alamo Theater Chain”

Appointed Military Atta-shay

Sony stars in “Beau Geste,”

Props up that Aaron Sorkin pest

In studio parapets

Yet bullshit’s done

Co-bullshit’s done


Meanwhile, back at the Ofay Corral

White Devil news anchors get sex oral

Congressman Sonny “Sony” Bono

Skis into Mr. Bill’s Yoko “Oh no!”

Politicos the seventh sons

Of Argentinians

Adopt Lon Chaney

Richard “Dick” Cheney

Their B-movies, they just slay me

Rolling Stone retracts, rolls uphill

“UVA Controversy Rape Faked”

“Land sake alive! Go step on a rake!”

White frat boys like Strawberry Shortcake

Got mo’ strawberries then girls abortions fake

Campus blacks wear ‘fro straw boaters

Sippin’ chocolate egg cream sodas

That campus needs a lashin’

Fo’ they stupid fashions

Same thing with religion

Believe and you a pigeon

In a sect and tough

Get gut-shot by ATF

Umpteenth Century Literature

Professor Smattering’s signature

College of Lack of Knowledge

University of the Unacknowledged

Invisible Man go tell it on the No-Ledge

Took a final recourse in Suicide Studies

Was a slam-dunk ace taught by Dr. Fuddy Duddy

Professor Smattering an’ his Assistant Luddites

Deconstruct that shit, Post-Mod Klingon Ur-dikes


“Peter” Graves

Foreskin shaved

Barney builds cheese-radios

We all in Camp X-Ray Stupid-Gitmo

Femocrats fo’ Torture

Former Hippies for Political Ordure

Billary Al Gored-ya

Clinton caused September Surprise

Dem’ Dick Fuld “Dick Full Dick Fold”

CEO of Lay-man he wuz apprised

By FBI his bank would fall

Clinton pal took a six-month world golf jaunt

Why? To cause Bush econ’ ta tank

Hill’ landslides November ‘08

In Florida swamp Jeb’s whiskey

You winsky fo’ a finski

Monica she’s back-insky

If only we could vote

But ------- nope

Now white cops make race an issue

Tear gas it’s a jerker

For the bad berserkers

Break out the Fritz Habers

An’ pass the cops they sabers

Like in Potemkin, Dostoevsky

A cop charge can be pesky

Civil War II

Comin’ a-choo




We’re Comin’ Up

Better “X” that prenup

Maybe it all maybes

But I don’ wan’ no babies

‘Cuz this world got rabies

Karl Rove White Housed double-dome

Bohemian Grove Rupert Moluch’s home

Got da fire in da belly

Open window, getting’ smelly

“Dearly beglovèd

“We are gathered here together

“In a witches’ coven

“To put a cowen in the oven

“If there be any Simon Lagree

“Who has reason to prevent this barrage

“From takin’ place, please stand

“So we can zipgun both yo’ ‘nads,”

In a single clip, style Mosul Islamabad

We three stops past Barking

Lord Ganesha now the Bar King

Lord of the Bling-Blings

Got his gimlet on Emma Watson

But Hermione’s got her hiney

On Harry Potter’s tiny

Rupert da Grint

Made off wit’ da mint

Unda metaphysical pillows

At da Buddha’s Pissed Hotel

Now he meta-criminel

Lord Voldermort’s got gout

Now Rupert’s got da clout

Murdoch got his tail docked

By that red-head went off half-cocked

Caught snoopin’ people’s poopin’

But Ed Snowden’s tapes?

Still bloopin’

Like Jesus Christ

The Romans iced

Got more palms an’ hay

Than Easter got Sundays


On da eighth day rang his mojo

Look out Notre Dame

They comin’ afta lames

In this the End Days

Burgers burnt at Wendy’s

Our freedom’s fried

We the human clone-meat

Jehovah we comin’, we gon’ meet

US-Europe da hippo sent to Crete


The hippo sent to Crete

Denied it was a creature

Because it sported human features

When questioned at Cretan customs

It scraped and lowed and mooed and bowed

To the customary doubts

Employed the usual nostrums

It japed and booed and soiled and howled

But turned back once, turned back twice

The poor hippo was turned back thrice!

Mr. Customs in his uniform so fine

Wondered aloud if hippos could be humankind

“Do you have a sparkle in your eye

“And a waltz inside your feet?”

“I can gargle, and I’m very good at sleep!”

“Can you fiddle

“Nail-bite nibble

“Do you even think?

“I can dribble

“I’m all middle

“And occasionally I blink!”

Turned back each time and much less nice

Nothing worked, not even hippo spice!

“Can you sing

“Do you speak Twaddle

“Can you cook while reading books?”

“I can swim

“I can waddle

“I can fish without a hook!”

“It takes more than that!


Finally, and with a voice KA-BOOMING

The hippo on two legs stood there LOOMING



The tired Customs man glared

Then stared and stared and stared

He did not care

Like a Duchess made of ice

He wasn’t very nice

Then suddenly Mr. Customs

Stamped the hipposterous passport

Shouting to two tubby assistants

Who’d fallen asleep in their drool

(Two little guppies had snuck in

To swim inside their nostrils

Till the assistants felt a double-trouble tickle

Ending with a sudden sneeze of fishy trickle

The guppies didn’t want to tumble

Into just anybody’s middles!

They safely hopped away into a barracuda’s muzzle

The assistants snapped awake

Blinked and waddled

Through their nasal muddle

To gape at a hippo on two feet with a hat

Standing there quite befuddled

As Mr. Customs shouted with a great big snort

“Let him through the back door quick!

“Like you two Cretans claiming to be human


Whoa-oh Whoa-oh Woah-oh

They comin’ afta lames

An’ shaggy hippo japes


It all easy as Tax Form E-Z

Z in Hebrew, “Weapon, To Cut Off,”

Like Kim, Z works her butt off

Why E at the end of vowels

Influence verbal bowels

Sumerian Pictogram

E a five-thousand-year-old

Erect phallus drawing

F upside-down triangle yawning

F-E-mal-E sums up sex

Sumerians say with F-E

Who gon’ get some next

Got a Jonathan Wild surmise

Gon’ be stout Cortez

Silent, on abecedarian leks

“Emma” Analemma Anal Emma Kate Beckinsale

Gettin’ summa George N Knightley

Three weddings an’ da gypsies’ funeral

Three Analemma criss-cross dates

Three Analemma criss-cross mates

Robert Walker Farley Granger

On that train criss-cross two strangers

Frat house pranks

Ain’ no Tom Hanks

As Roland Gift

All the Fine Young Cannibals

Playin’ at the Apollo

Jim Lovell ate Kevin Bacon

Took a Swigert Jack

Apollo XIII cancelled

Ran outta astro-snacks

Sliced white bread

Cut off da crust

Bleed to bloody death

Black bread’s gon’ up be dead

Pumper-nickel-plated barrel

Crackers hold that gun’s handle

April 12, 13, August Thirty

FDR poisoned, by April Twelved

Diana died near Aug-Three-Oh’s belfry

Paparazzo took Joan Rivers selfie

Analemma criss-cross August Thirty

No doubt about, that hit wuz dirty


Michael Brown mo’ bullet-griddled

Than the Wainwright Buildin’

Got four foreheads fulla bullet windows

While Barack, Nero, stands there, fiddles

Chagall’s “Fiddler on the Roof”

Ain’ that da troof

Mon ami Chagall’s my Amen corner

Admits that he’s the “wall-painter” coroner

Pretty as “Miss Saigon” poster

In the pages of The St. Lou’ Cipher

Story ‘bout we all just lifers

Better say yo’ Pater Nosters

“Ricky McCormick’s Mystery Code”

Like CIA statue’s Kryptos load

Ferguson Ricky body limed, the first one ho’d

Veiled threats Okay

Veiled Beyon-say No Way

White lies, “O-tay!”

Black lies, you flayed

John Brown lies a-moulderin’

Inside Peter Graves

Welcome to “Press the Flesh

“Embrace the Mess,”

Where is John Tesch?

Deep in Misery, J-Law MO-jo’d

Meat Jody Foster’s Hanni-beau

Wit’ that mask he Lecter

Wonder if he liked her

Got my G-dar

On da Zohar

“Fox News, this here’s Radar O’Reilly”

Really gon’ rile me

New Years’ Revolution

Drink up news pollution

Sham-pain Illin’-oy

Television killin’ joy

Happy New Fear 2015

“No one by Double-oh-sixteen

“Will be left alive.” - Gov Nixon

To Ferris Bueller Fucky Buller

Cool Hand McLuhan

Fox News mewlers

“The medium is the mensonge,”

The “Te Deum” goes unsung

There is no God butt god

An’ she named Kardashian

G. W. playin’ us like CIA’s “Great Wurlitzer”

Kim wet her trombone with a Pull-it-sir

Buttrenda Starr yo mo’ than ink n’ paper

Yo’ mo’ than Abe Lincoln’s sapper

Hungry like a maneater

Like the white guard at black Ford’s theater

“We journalists just missed it”

Goodbye, you kissed it

“WME tail-ent Agents Somehow Missed Cos’” (!)

America, just fist it

Augusto Pinochet, Salvador Allende

Vladimir Lenin, John Reed in the End Days

La vida es slain, yo

Agents don’t agent, writers don’t write

Studio with no dough, give up da fight

NYT editorial, “Was it not Tubal Cain

“Gave birth to Mad Bill Gaines?”

Intellectual Hefty sandwich baggies

Zip-lock the mind, preserve yo’ sanity

CIA four-poster boy, P. J. O’Dork

Republicans’ Mork

Mindy sez Save the Manatees

Yet she marries Sean Hannity


This just in

Douglas Kenney killed in a Chevy chase

James Deaned off a cliff

By Natalie, ‘Wood, what if

Moby got Dick’d

By Captain Rehab

National Lampooned by a bunch

Of SOB’s “They killed Kenney!”

Maybe he got Hawaiian punched

Laid there in pain fo’ three f-in’days

“Take over, Kato, I’ve got a hunch!”

“Quincy M.E.”

Episode 86’d

Chevy did da bitch

Left ‘im in a ditch

His hip-hopera


No Madama aria



Torture terror Qaeda no Ralph Bunche

Isis name of Ibis statue on Hyde Park’s Serpentine

Harvard invented Napalm befo’ 1949

Firebombed Japanese cities wasn’t just Kim Phuc

Irish tortured, hunted fo’ they skulls they say “fook,”

Frederick Douglass Sojourner Truth

She smoked a pipe he taught Duluth

Bin Laden flattened but not 4-gotten

Had nuthin’ to do wit’ ‘01 Manhattan

WTC Pentagon, “It’s Space Invaders!”

Bin first denied it

Could not decide it

Took credit for the infidel

George Tenet’s sweatshirt


Raul Castro Fidel berserker lurk

Johnny Casino Animal Farm last scene

It’s not “Lassie” French-kissin’ Fredo nasty

Who killed that memory of Che Guevara

Fidel his back-stabber?

Moe Green a one-eyed Horus

Knocked-up a girl from da chorus

Nobody gon’ bring Che back

Abracadab’ cut ‘im no slack

Like Johnny Fontane

At the Copacaban’

Killed two Irish tenors

Paid the “house-painter”

Two thou’ an’ some tenners

Miss Vengeance comes in many colors

Hemorrhaged his juke box, Don Corleone

Horsehead in Epstein’s bed not Tea Leone

Behin’ every great fortune lies a crime

Fontane upped an’ fled federal confines

FBI at the wed’

He wuz all broke up

Half in the bag loosened the gag

Like Shaft on his final scene payphone

Made his bones

In the Game of Thrones

Bullet through his Atlantic City

Man that was sh-


SCHOOL backwards spells LOUCHES

At least for Harvard’s scaramouches

Now introducin’ Drew Faust Bargain

FBI shill good at arguin’

An’ da lady’s sidekick, Doctor of the Law

An’ Master of Guffaws

Cass “Son of Dershowitz” Sunstein

Supreme Court near-nominee:

“Conspiracies Are Dangerous

And Should Be Federally

Controlled” - you dangerous you troll

Professor Dangerfield

Who writes yo’ material?

Dersh’, give Crimson journalists

Face time wit’ yo’ class

Shit’s beneath yo’ Cass

In Hebrew “Dersho” meanin’ “idiot,”

Charlie Chan three-peat

“Second son’s a nitwit.”


Joan Rivers, Prince Charles’ licensed jester

Allegedly murdered by Uncle Fester

“RU-486? it was Joan’s first trimester,”

Our prim anti-Prynne name of Hester

Pricked by a Hawthorne

A Star Is Boring

No mo’ vocal cording

Joan insulted Hamas and Shoah victims

Not to mention unmentionable sickdom

Prince Charles’ lady friends

Joan called them ho’s comin’ up wit’ lady bends

She shoulda notta mentioned saggin’ Betty Grable’s fins -

Boil, royal, toil and trouble

Why Joan bit off a shady end


Cass what’s under yo fedora

A Hasbro hula-hoop

Or “Torah Torah Torah”?

“Professor, the Phoney War callin’ from Bora-Bora…”

Yo’ book Nudge is THC poop-fudge

Rather read scoops of Drudge

Cass, Samantha’s Power addict

Claims he wrote The Declaration of Dependence

On Jefferson’s Constant-tootin’

Thinks he’s Superman

More like Frank Wuppermann

Got Samantha Powers

It’s the tenure track rat packin’

Take a back seat see the ack-ack-action

They fo’ da Phoney War

Good fo’ Bush-Clinton-Gore

Create a common enemy

An’ call ‘im Eminem an’ they

Unite the Peephole aroun’ da Anti-Muslim Caucus

Hollande say, “it’s da Muslims hurt far worse.”

Maybe true but on da other bandaged hand

ISIS got 20-20 Ex-gay vision

Philip K. Dick crushed in a collision

Jimmy D’s pure dork sausage

Up his 00-heaven

Sicko once tried to kill me

Wit’ Hadaka Jime

Neil Sedaka Jimmy

“Naked Strangle” hold

Wit’ they “Flame…ON!” bold

They be lamin’

Think da final light shines out they Cass

“Meat Depress”

Wash it down with punks steamed

“I’ll have a West Wing

“Pass da Cranberries

“Irish band a condiment

“Fine Young Cannibals

“Pogue(s) mahon

“Waiter, this frank is sandy,”

Who killed John Candy?

Eric von Zipper

Win it for the Gipper

Ray-gun O’Bammer

Clickgun, where’s Trigger

Cosby, he’s Bigger

It’s worse than Wolfowitz-Pearl

Wearin’ neck towels, hands-out

Runnin’down Green Zone halls

Like Thatcher’s Fawlty Tower

KA-BOOM, “Neo-Con Got Steam Punkt.”

What’s in the trunk, krump?

Man that shit is bump

MI-5 pissed they panties

Rendered aunties

Worse than Wolfowitz-Pearl

Actin’ on information scanty

They straight gormless manatees

It’s “reported” Through a Scanner Darkly

News anchor Charles Barkley

Smashed da plate glass window

Spat at a heckler, technical fowl

Yo Barkley, who killed Barnaby Jack?

White hat hacker at the Black Hat

Wi-fi’d pacemakers made ‘em jump

Wi-fi’d insulin pumps made folks slump

Jackpotted ATMs by malware an’ RF

Crash an’ Cash, Black Hat Conference

Black Irish be our Sgt. Swa-Healey

“Dead of an O.D. an’ pills” -

No man, bein’ too smart kills

You Pin the Zipped Head

Chagall unscrews the Crip’s head

Man got butt “Two Brains”

Steve Martin occult reference

Head’s gonna need some Bufferins

Hollywood got Washingroomed

‘Wood filled with fixer goons

Tony Pellicano dropped some “fish”

Was it OJ paid his pelican bills?

Musta been green in that home’s fist

Kilgore Trout, Lensky’s duel in Russian mist

Hemingway’s Last Supper a shotgun shell

FBI dogged him straight to Hell -

When we gon’ lance that Pat Tillman cyst?

But I don’ mind I ride a Harley

‘Cross a page fasterthanCharlieBarkley

Got mo Rhimes than homegirl Shonda

Gonna buy her show a brass ballz chimichanga

Girl, Al Stanley’s over sixty

Now we gon’ see if she can write her way out

Of an Old Betty White Bag Hefty

Mr. Grant not be there to make it deftly

Girl gon’ be buried wit’ doggie bag lefties

Girl put da fun back in funeral, me attend? F.T.!

I’m a dissident refusenik

In the Ghoulish Archipelago

Paprika’d Tanganyikan

Wore his Nikes leakin’

A David Rockefeller

An Archimedes seeka

Unfortunately in a heated beaker

I’m a population displaced

Up da volume in diss place

Up da volume in Dis space

Hollywood you reeka

No noose is good news

No news is ‘hood noosed

Say Reverend Sharpton-Farrakhan

His twin bro’ be Abraham Foxman

Through Philip Glass Charles Barkley

“Queer cohorts” in a dark blur

‘S like that Marx Bruthas routine

Leo McCarey’s “Duck Soup” mirror scene

Racism’s ZTUPID = DI PUTZ, Era: Obscene


In da US like in Cuba

Best say nuthin’ you might get Martin buboed

Plagued from fear to ear-regardless

Of yo’ color o’ yo’ age, Negronymous

Jones “In Living Color” da singin’ agronomist

Taxi Driver 911-day got hisself just missed

Name’s Lloyde England

Lamp post hit, “lost his spine,”

Began to whine on One-One-Nine

Later on, admitted it, he ain’ no hero

Blast of the Mohicans Robert Deniro’d

Pentagon lamp post hit taxi but not a dent

‘Cept da Prezident

See “National Security Alert” on You Tube

Get off yo’ ass ya cable boob tubes

13 witnesses, one Paul Krugman

“Quincy W.M.E.” right as Jack Klugman

“CIA K-Y’d da Pentagon

“Plane came in an’ went again

“Color: Joel Silver, had a Charlie Sheen,”

Security guard saw it

Up close, Pentagon heliport

Line up said facts and rake a belly-snort


White folks black folks we all da same

Jean Seberg, Fred Hampton

Breitbart, Russert, Valerie Plame

Masons think eye’s in yo’ palm

Hampton, Malcolm, Martin bombed

Susan Lindauer ass-sylumed

Sibel Edmonds FBI-slammed

Jorg Haider in his Phaeton Wi-fi jacked

Fascist nut by Israeli assassins carjack-cracked

Meanwhile Jeff Spicoli must’ve just slacked

“Return to Sakharov Island,”

Dude, I’m bummed

Watch it on NSA the Prism Channel

Got mo’ color bars than Terrycloth Flannel

Poison poised Miss Saccharine

Vicki Morgan silenced again

This time by an acronym


NASA our space MASSAH

Ground zero Tracy Morgan sidelined

By that insult after injury

Satellite Rosetta “Temple of Philae”

Harpoons asteroid for white lillies

Like da opera soap “Aryans’ Hope”

Starrin’ Anders Breivik what a dope

Edgar Allen “Fall of the House of Asteroid”

Masons gon’ be Pretty Boy Floyd

We be enslaved

By the veriest Knaves


Bad as Second Manassas

Don’ pay no taxes

No noose is good news

No news is ‘hood noosed

Bad as Second Manassas


Amy Rascal CEO of Sony

Now GTO of phony

“Amy Data-Dumped by Disgruntled Employee!

“Stealth Promo for ‘Interview’?”

Shouts The Hollywood Deporter and Buh-riety

But not, “Who Ankled the Shots at USS Liberty?”

French-Algerian-Jewish TV personality

Eric Zemmour in France’s media:

“We should deport all Arab immigrants.”

But French black comedian Dieudonné

Fo’ a “Hate Speech” got bitch-slapped:

Sketch was Ariel Sharon on Hitler’s staff

Fortune sez, “Ari Emmanuel’s a lunatic!”

Mayor Rahmbo’s son rear-chokeheld by a stick

But he no “Sambo” so on the sly, it’s fixed

Michael Richards, 33 De-gree seig

Heils the N-word at his anti-N gig

Sarah Silverman “I love Chinks!”

Jon Stewart disses Irish

If comedian be Italian, Jewish

Slap on the wrist, no big newish

Slap on the face

If a different race

Sarah Silverman, Jon Stewart

Michael Richards

What’s up with slap-hap’ bitches

When did Hate Speech

Turn the color black?

Hollywood calls blacks “schvartzes”

Why there no “Nate Speech” choruses?

Racist Giuliani ghoul-iani’d

Empire State carpaccio’d

America by blizzards snowed

Tongue of Queen Hel bitch is cold

“Klone Dike Descends Past Chicago”

Pascalgate all over Gawker

Salon and The Newd Yorker

Doug Feith and Nathan Pollard

Got they bad selfs collared

“Good grief, Michael Brown, we Captain Dreyfus

“Persecuties like Shoah victims given Typhus!”

Man, that Wailing Wall know how to holler

Louder than Paul Robeson after

Wife left lipstick on Rasputin’s collar

But Israeli hospitals threw out Ethiope blood

Even though it be Kosher, Holy City a racist ‘hood

Holocaust ain’ no Pollard

Get over it, spy collared

Amy knows who killed Paul Walker

But torture Homey, Aim’ gon’ be no talker

Yippee-ki-yo mutha-Fukiyama

That’s a tsunami water-boarder

Walker knew CIA birth control doses in da salt pills

Typhoon Haiyan aid workers CIA shills

Put poison in da poor’s rations

Auto-asphyxiation nation

Secret war against da rabble

Permanent sterility fo’ hardscrabbles

“Give us Jim Belushi!” be a fat-ass Barabbas

The rest is all boo-hoo Boko “furkini” tohu-bohu

Google-Sat-Map’s Yogi Bear and Boo-Boo

Walker died 28300 Rye Canyon Loop – oops!

Homeland changed the crash-site address

Whut next on “Big Brother” Bruce Jenner in a dress?

On the net Wiki Google Nettin’-Yahoo censored

“The Simpletons” Homer Simpson got hisself profiled

By Google Sat Map control freak Froot Loops

Masons mess da Goog’ Maps somethin’ awful

Check it out NASA sat App

While at work yo’ take yo’ catnaps

Wiki secretly’s patrolled

By Google-heimer net trolls

Homeland Securilapse

“Brianstorm” Arctic Monkeys Fast and Furious

Auto-graph seekers nast’ and curious

Who be the next Brian to be murdered?

By April Twelve, called Sunday Quasimodo

Anutha Brian bit by R. Mutt an’ Gurdjieff

Speakin’ of Duchamp an’ other artist chimps

LHOOQ, qui cyber-humped

Michael Hastings’ brake pumps?

The Fonze, Maynard G. Krebs, Dobie Gillis illin’

The Professor, Roy Hinkley, L’il Buddy Gilligan?

Who chilled Michael Hastings?

Chilling effect from a chillin’ defect

Installed by cyber Jack-the-Gipper rejects

Second verse same as da hearse:

Who killed pacemaker-hacker Barnaby Jack?

Hacker wore a white hat not jet black

Wi-fi’d Hastings took a pasting

Near 6606 Melrose Ave., C-4 basting

An’ 666 North Highland Ave., a Wi-Fi Beasting

What an address-coinc’

Missed by an inch

Hastings burned bare on a Google Map crucifix

Black body charred, ‘dentified by fingerprints

Paul Walker’s tree no dent no burn

Musta been the Grinch

Who stilled John Hughes, Russert, Breitbart?

Wasn’t Lisa’s slight Bart

Fearless Leader an’ his Cubs’ cheerleader?

That no seventh inning stretch

Yeah like that dick “Fletch.”

Mob took out Gandolfini

Near da Vatican’s Castel Gandolf, eeny

Meeny miney mo, catch a mobster

Last pho-to, James between Egyptian death god baboons

Enters a crypt, Phila-delphia (“Love of the Brothers”) lampoons

Freemason criminal couple took that pic, gadzooks!

What a coinc’

Pic’ of da lynch


Aim’ Rascal coulda been a Supergal

But Krypto-night housed her fight

Now she’s Dennis Rodman’s pal

Bitch needs COLORADO anagram

ODAR O’ LOG and a gram

In Hebrew C is Big “G”

Smokin’ shit Beyon-say Jay Z’s

Det. McClane elevator vid’ pink ha-zee



Ben Affleck built a panic room

Now he E. Garner’s panicked groom

Runnin’ from da Boston Mara-BOOM

Dick’s gone girl, got big bazooms

Meanwhile, Catholic Chris Farley got 666’d

Hollywood Walk of Stars at ‘Wood Bl. 6300

Got X’d just befo’ Xmas at 33 the age of Jesus

‘Wood, why 3 sixes? the Beast be us


David Frost MS Cunard Line the Queen Elizabeth

2013 Aug. 31 Frost died same day Diana did

Poisoned by Diana Rigg

Not far from Joan Rivers’ gig

John Steed sinks Brian O’Goner

“Hoisted on Frost’s own connard,”

Richard Connell’s “Most Dangerous Game”

Count Zaroff to host “Dangerous Fame”

“Frost / Nixon’’ cost Frost his sun

Nixon’s frost cost everyone

“’Survivor’ show cancelled -

“Ancillary rights bungled

“Co-production fumbled

“Bumstead, get in here!”

Amy Dagwood deadwood

TEMP-ur-a culture

Dick “The Gorilla” Fuld

Pariah penny stock shock-jock

Jacked and Chilled

Took the $ ran up the bill

When will he be politely killed?

Prime Minister Magwitch Thatcher

Tony O’Blair Oligarch Cameron

“The Queen purred down the line

“When I gave her the news” Scotland’s

Sturgeon, Salmon, both cooked up fine

With a bit of lemon

Miss Salmon, Mr. Sturgeon, a bit of Union

Jack the Ripper Eric von Zipper

Put some butter in and a dash of gipper

London speaks Russian Boris Johnson

“Crimea takes Brixton

“Everybody’s a binner!”

Hoist the vodka drink a Joan Collins


What a coinc’

Sons lost six inch

Across the pond

The Atlantic Gulch

Global Warming

World turned 2 mulch

Gormless arming

Perpetual warring

Polonius be illed

Polonium stilled

Paddington “the Little Bear”

Likes trains up his rear

Things are bollocksed

River phoenixed

I’m da hand scene

In “Deliverance.”

Who stood to gain? Cops say

Qui bono’d River’s Bottom

Who stood to gain?

B.O. Leo got three of River’s pix

Wasn’t Spartacus

In that next-to-final scene

Leo wearin’ T-shirt Je suis Abdo

Or Ronnie Chasen-ed after “Burlesque,”

Cops: “Musta been a black and angry teen”

You Berle-esque

Alas, poor MCA and 2Pac

Goodnight, sweet princes

You died befo’ yo’ rhyme

Life’s a bitter lime

Diseased befo’ its time

Let flights of Angies

Sing yo’ to yo’ weep

While we the castle keep



“On Boo-Berry Hill”

By Jeff Free Upstein

Huma an’ Hill’ ran up da Bill

To “Fletch” Ep-stein of Werdna

Andrew fell down

An’ lost his crown

And Bill came tumblerful after

Huma Abedin Anthony’s Weiner

Tweeted selfies of his peener

His pants fell down

He lost his crown

His peter came tumblin’ after

Monsieur Republican Guillotine

Lopped off a Libber-teen

Lewinskied down Mount Herman

Got away wit’ political incest

Cos’ he’s fo’ FEMA-liberation

Jean Renoir lost his illusion

Had to stop production losin’

Used up da ice in Gladje-Frusen

Hollywood sho’ be confusin’

But not so much as Washing-boozin’

Hillary knows Booty v Barnaby

Famous case, sailors seen da ghost of Booty

Devil chased ‘im into Hell, 19th Century

Tripped over da lip of Stromboli

Widow sued so somberly

She lost, (witnesses numbered thirty)

Moral of this sad story:

Po’ boy Bill

Came over da Hill’

No Accounts amount to nil


Star whackers chasin’ Randy Quaid

Freemasonic killers trackin’ his housemaid

In da getaway car he an’ girlfrien’ got da jitters

Play a game of Scrabble while da world titters

‘Whackers kill change da star’s Last Will

Randy hidin’ cross da border not a hassle

Didin’ wannabe square burger at White Castle

“Ten Highest Word Scores

“Wit’ Eight Scrabble Tiles

“Sums Up Recent History”

Jacquard (333) invented da loom

Led to computers by Chutzpah (333)

(333 plus 333 = 666)

Wheezily (324) Highjack (315)

Quixotry (315) Mitzvoth (315)

Brezhnev (315) Quixotic (306)

Hangzhou (306) an’ Flapjack (306)

Adds to 2015 Chinese Year of da Randy Flagon

Sold to Klondikes at da Big Dipper Wagon

Hey man why no Ladies Dragon

No high-powered women heart-attacked

Just men who stoke Bush-Clinton-‘Bama’s flacks

Suddenly they Hillary-Bush-Cheney-Barack’d

Stabbed in the back and rat-a-tat-tat

HBCB’d not Debby Harry CBGB

Rip Hill’ to shreds She Be G, B’

D. B. Cooper solitary Alcatraz’d

Breakout rap sheet parachute pzazz

If da sharks don’t get you, Devil Taz’

Who killed Jimi Hendrix wit’ an OD fix

“Taxi Driver” didn’ save poor Belushi

Ace Greenberg, Private Eye

Pimplicated in the ‘08 Biz-aster

Dick Fuld but got a Blankfein

“You talkin’ to me?

“You talkin’ to me?

“Well I’m the only person in this doom…”

What happened to Paul Schrader

Last of the Lost Ark Raiders

Snowed downh-illin’ like in “The Player”

Snakebite paddy-whack

Give the dog a bone

Gov Nixon lissens in on evybodeez fones

Public got sicka Sixties’ head-cokes

Puked Three Strikes Yo’ Out Go N Git Smoked

Schrader seppukued his Big Fat Career

“The Dying of the Light” very light sleeper

“I’m not Rappaport: Inside the Remake”

No need to pay, Paul, keep the gate

Dead Christian baby thrown down da chimney

“Partridge Family” film found by stunned family

Rapper porte J. Edgar Poe, quoth the Raven

Nevermore a maven Amen I’m leavin’

Y’all won’t find me in Vineyard Haven

J. Edgartown or Martha Pinioned

Try Exclamation Lake

Gon’ be yo’ final take

Hand gon’ yo’ hand shake

Then da Leo snores


Schools cut out tongues

Of the very young

Anthem’s sung

From teachers’ bungs

“America buys new anthem

“’The Star Spengler’d Spanner’

In da works, written by Justin Bieber

An’ Patches the Clown

Rainbow Warrior Mitteranded down

“Save River Amphibians

“From the Namibians!”

Leo Die Cap ecologist

Gon’ save da poison Pufferfish

Phoenix River you are mist

Arsenic down his cochlea -

Better than a nuclear

River strychnined by a bear

Fiddlehead Fern cooked in a thimble

Homeland Security’s first lame symbol?

Pinkeye in a pyramid

Horus peerin’ down

What’s with that NY shmira shit?

It all Sauce Ferdinand

Bullshit painted on Hawkeye surgeon’s pinion

“Falcon Crest” with Lubavitcher minions

Frederick the Great

“Falconry is Fate.”

I thought it was Will Charles and Kate



Ain’ no moral to this story

‘Cept life is Deadward Gorey

Only diff’? in ancient times

They had mo’ rhymes

Corrupt courts like Naples’ whores

Black man freed after two score

Freemasons walk

Y’all Bob Mapplethorped

Dunkin’ fo’ an apple


In crabapple Snapple

America the Baffled

Border thwarted

Raising walls in Arizona

Raisins in da solar

Raffle got some molars

Punched out handful

Face contorted

Or so reported

“Facts distorted”

Molars make good dice

Snake-eyes, roll ‘em twice

Mo’ pussies in the ‘Wood

Than “The Wood’-man” in two pussies

Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon

21 Club Christians by Satan bakin’

33 Obama Hillary Jebediah Reagan

Duh ‘conomy’s run by Donald Fagin

“Land Sykes, call Jarndyce & Jarndyce!”

In room 2022 Nancy anorexic

Ron dies Terminal Dyslexic

Wizened by Dr. Alan Heimer

“Dissed, hex, hic!


Sinatra, Satan, sold many DSK’s

In with the Fisc’

Out wit’ tenor micks

Never did a perp walk

Brought mob money laundered

In his Hello Kitty (Kelley) luggage, money squandered

Ron freed the Russian-Jewish mafia

Like Cyrus of Babylon so they could off ya’

President’s Taste of the Onion Speech

Brought tears to his Ides

Declaration of Depends

United States Constipation

Tea Party vs. Tease Party He-ice-t Party

Tongue-Twister garbled

Prez lost his Demosthenes marble

But there’s somethin’ plent’ mo’ horr’ble

Buckingham Palace Sandringham Estate


Screws skulls to wall

Mo’ Larry Curly pussies in the ‘Wood

Than Seven –‘Leven Slushies could

Mo’ pussies in the ‘Wood

Than Pearl Harbor seamen sushi

Put yo’ hands up, Charles Foster Kane

And his Sallay Suzies

This gun is Guchi

Sign up the ‘Wood

Sign up the ‘Wood

If only Sony stood

‘Gainst disgruntled ‘Wood

‘Gainst laid off cyber hoods

Gruntled Dis

Employees pissed

They passed over

Amy’s Range Rover

Speed bumped off

Turn yo’ head an’ cough

Amy’s finger fickled

Yo’ fo’skin slit BPUH

Maltese Bipp’d

Metzitzah b’peh

Suction Rabbi Oral

Her pleased









Becuz’ those frackin’ cyber-pirates

Blocked by Sony’s NAND gates

Caused Oaklahoma-to-Oakland frack-quake

Balaclava headgear turfin’ poppin’ mimin’

Got angry buyin fool’s gold iron pyrite

At “sexism sale on aisle nine” Buy Rite

Silicon Valley

Sortie and sally

Stealth malware

Wiped CEO gal’s rear

Unicorn horn’s torn from a Narwhal

Dis grunts

Sony punts

Allen Funt’s

“Candid Camera” stunts

Only tourists drive past IMAX near Gower

“All the Boys Love Mandy Lane”

“All the Girls Love Andy Vain”

Head-shape of Islands Andaman

In Arthur Doyle and on “Conan”

The 24-hour Cannibal Channel

Chief Thief Mike L. Reese

Author Ed Conlon Officer of the Piece

My Last Supper funded by da Po-lice

Ben-Evil-Lent So-Sigh-Itty

Bitty “Ben” (“son of”) sung by Jackson in that rat movie

Judas Is-“Carrie”-ot shut down that pisser Sony

Name of island, Coney

Kewpie dolls can –


Or was it Ari-kiri

“Liaison, Kyrie”?

On “Hit”ler’s mountain eyrie

King Ludwig McDuck

“Hit”ler need be deloused

“Gilmore Girls” name of Nevada cathouse

“Leave It to Beaver”

Wall-y immured needs a cleaver

Why they call kid “Beaver”

“Cask of Amontillado”

Shit’s high-grade Colorado

Or was it the FIB See-Ya

First time shit is good

Both sides the body politic:

Reason to attack

Promo for our flacks

Who dumped da coiled dada

A kind of false flag Intifada

In Sony halls so say-crud

CLOSE ON: Power naked

Scientology Temple Celebrity Center film

Amy Semple in a silver nitrate kiln

“Harry Potter Pooh-Bears A. S. Milne”

MacPherson doin’ Charlie Chaplin Foster Kane

On Hearst’s yacht with Jimmy “Bailout” Cayne

“I never snorted Rogaine!”

The Monarch bays through a septum’s wane

Man’s last word sacred yet profane

Bridge scene, “Richard III”

Hoarse whisper - with a dying fall




The State Department of Sony

Pentagon Brangelina’s Burner Barn

Mexi-cago rip crew yarn

Angie’s cosmetic chicken pox

Paparazzo turned into lox

In Micky Cohen’s Deli, bagels and Glocks

Finagle-boy Geffen’s shicksa goy

Chi-town (not anymore) Mayor Rahmbo Emanuel

Operation Northwoods Manual

WME William Morris End-devour

WME repped Bill Cosby til Two-oh-12

Uh-oh! “W hat M y E rror?” “Pudding” elf

My T-Fine on that prison shelf

Ripped script “purchasers”

Hollywood’s den of thieves, Lurch a sir’s

Hat grabs an skull open sesame, CLOSE TO REVEAL

The Unusual Suspects of Island Scriptsteal

Ari Emanuel DUI Bloody Mary-Stu Mark Wahlberg

McFarlane who freed three hostage Stooges

ISIS for its Team Six feral urges

Now we be watchin’ Preston Sturges’

“Hail the Conquered Babylon”

While our hero prattles on

‘Bout sad press purges

Russert, Hastings, David Frost an’ Breitbart

Four horsemen of Erin Brokovich

An’ that blackface Djokhar

Did Bush, Obama impersonations

Died of “super jet lag,” did ‘Bama favor

Presidents’ precedent: Bram Stoker

Brian Williams’ “Ari’s scorched earth policy”?

Brother Rahmbo will “pull it!” on the polity

WTC Masonic WTCh-ery

Manhattan E-W streets Stonehenge sunset history

One World looks like a whitewashed pyramid

Half-painted by G. W. or St. Tom Sawyer

Mob’s “carpenters” dispose of dead bodies

“We’ve Only Just Begun” an’ other oddities

Diana’s “sawyer” an’ Dodi’s “house-painters”

FEMA’s telegenic fainters

Fallin’ from One World praise it to da rafters

PBUH Islamic for “Praise the Prophet”

Diminished to “Poobah” just to mock it

What you think, they not gonna sock it?

World One sun, reflected eye of Horus

Still no Greeks in a growing chorus

Neither is there Chuckles Norris

He got shot by Natasha’s Boris

30 Rock, Hudson, End Days Doris

Pass the Clorox

Bleach an’ Borax

Brain cell that holds a cold September day

One-hundred jumpers, the fire or The Way

Catch “National Security Alert” on You Tube

9/11, Pentagon, KY-lubed

We in the NASA 119th SAROS cycle

71 Azoth eclipses zodiacal

Clooney, Mason, not a word

Damon, treason, must have heard

Affleck’s “Argo” Naylor’s turd

In Brad Pitt’s palm the eye of Berg

Mad Magazine 9/11 fold-in FAA GR-ID

America frack-foldin’ FCC GIRD

Jim Jones’ Kool-Aid psychotronic cult

Steven Bridges hung from Satan’s Bridges

Killed by jet lag on 3/3, who the bitches

Work for top 33 Degree? Trigger finger itches

Mr. T, George Peppard sprayed by Fergie’s snitches

TV CIA–controlled, news anchored by David Spayed

Goliath Scott be Rudin’ President: “He’s a spade!”

Obama no response to vile insult

Freemasons say we all gon’ get culled

Each Presleydent the public lulled

Stealth Promowood

Stealth Promowood

Stealth Promowood

Hamlet shrieks to high heaven hell

Den of Mark stinks like “high” mavens, YELL


TWO-oh TWO-oh YOU Owe $ Fifteen

Election upcomin’

Both sides got plenty nuthin’

“Sony Party Debates FBI Party”

Tea Party got no smarties

The United States Constipation

Declaration of Depends

First time Good Ol’ Shits

On both sides da body politic:

Reason to attack

Promo for our flacks

What’s black ‘n’ white

An’ read all over?

Amy an’ Barack’s

Weddin’ bed covers

Virgin Branson

My, he’s handsome

Better take a hansom

“Chantilly lace and a Napalmed face

“Buddy and Big Bopper aced

“Don’t talk back.”

Amy betta buy a bodega

Yo’ frenemies had theyselves a kegger

Served up cheese from da Island Smegma

Now you gimme-gotta-Gotti

Pray to Haitian voodoo god Inna Gadda

Da Vida Pik-a-chu an’ Poke-a-mon like a Lego Legba

CEO Lisa “Miss Piggy” Henson

Only lost Sony money $two-billion

An’ it’s a “and then some,”

Makes Amy look like she Armageddon fencin’

“Italian Stallion Pulverizes Ensigns,”


Aim’s gon’ be in super Cali’ frail Jill lipstick

Ex-peeled Alba Duchess -

Girl be ex pee-alley ‘trocious

Sent to bed without no sup

Aim’s ready fo’ her close-up

Sony’s Lisa Handsom available on Yo’ Tube

Girl got her Boobs Tubed

I’d love to fraggle that Sgt. Rock

Made it on her second back

At The Harvard Lampoon

She can pogue mahon

Pee-pole movin’ in

Pee-pole movin’ out

Amy losin’ billions

Of her dollar clout

“Ghostbustiers: Reboobs”

Starring Sony’s Adolf “Hit”-ler

Scott Rudin an’ Granma Whistler

Anutha Bette-noir Middler

Lina Wertmüller

Re-makes “Ferris Bueller,”

Brian Williams NBC News Wanker:

“I Am Amy’s Elvis-baby Rising!”

National Bumcasting Corporation

Who killed the scenes with Ernie Hudson?

Blackactorbusters, you like da Coens’ Munson

Amy “Racist” Riefenstahl

Re-edits “Freddy Krueger”

Madoff wit’ Fonzie’s Ponzi money

Blackfriars Bridge honey

Hidin’ in da bunker

Wit’ a mutha-clunker

Rhymes I got a killion

“Interview” sucks Sicilians

Let’s give it da boot

Franco’s such a snoot

Seth Rogaines hairy hogans

God of darkness hung a loogar

At Granma Grauman’s he be da golden booger

Tony Perkins hotel too bad no shower scene

Water drains too bad no Toluene

James Franco still playin’ dayd

Hacktor needs a womp upside da hayd

Sony got hacktored

On da “James Franco Factor”

Speak of da livin’ dead actors

Like da “Archons” episode on “Star Trek”

Six o’clock Temps Clair Landru

Guillotined on a Paris map

Influenced ‘‘Monsieur Verdoux’’ (Charlie’s Chap’)

(Portrait closer than ASAP)

171, Pas sage Landrieu

Near Pont de l’Alma

Diana’s haunt, Club Albacore

Linea alba “My Last Duchess”

Preggered up by a penis on crutches

Full moon tonight uh-oh she’s sore

What a coinc’

Missed by an inch


Epstein, Andrew

Ghislaine, Maxwell

Pas sage St.-André

Taken away on Satan’s dray

Second British Invasion

Same as the first!

Brought Beatles’ Ebola contagion

Hysterical, we hang, together we bang

Orgone Box, Wilhelm Reich, R. D. Laing

World goin’ out wit’ ‘Lesters, Bang

Robert Maxwell Charlie Hebdo’s “Mr. Mogul”

Did it wit’ a Mowgli ogled

“Oh Mogul, you’ve done it again!”

Magoo an’ Murdoch got ‘way wit’ shit

“’The Simpletons’ a great big hit!”

“Mr. Epstein can you sign my mitt?”

When they gon’ keel they accuser

Demanded money fo’ they abuse her

Alan’s Redshowitz “won’t stand up in court”

Tell it in “Bud Cort”

Better call Phoebe Advo-Cates

Girl rents a hot video

Explain yo’ case to Judge Reinhold

Work that gavel, Judge

Dersh’ hires Cass Sunstein’s Nudge

Martha Stewart, Drew Guilty Faust

No help not even Mighty Mouse

“The Cosby Show” Miss Huxtable

She’s handicap-accessible

For Epstein’s Andy Capp a Jezebel

But she’s the wrong color: visible

Fill out da form y’all

At I’mnasty International

Our planet’s been molested

Trees planted, polyester

Rich are hated ‘cept fo’ Hugh Manatee

Changed his name, advice of his manager

Claims to be the people’s candidate

But today, Hugh lives in Mandalay

Only honest Kafka’s Klamm is Kim

Future of the world

Lookin’ kimchi dim

Yet Katie Couric cheerleads dudes

High school gunners snipe up da ‘Wood

Rahm the sign up West Hollyblood

Ramonage that chimney, drain da public sump

Interview Lydia Lunch, assassinate Forrest Gump

Get thee to a gunnery or a model’s runaway

Writer for Dr. Ruth Westheimer former IDF sniper

Sexologist just missed targets wearin’ diapers

“Always young males, blame the NRA”

Not snippin’ surgeons, guns penis substitutes

Unconscious anger, “I’m the 8th old man I’m ‘enery

Injury the VIII I am.” Analemma 8-shaped like a noose

Aroun’ Place Bobby Sands at Parc Malnou

Park Badly Knotted, where’d da town go to?

Boko Haram wiped two towns off da infra-red

Homeland Security French Intel wiped Parc Malnou

Whuts drawn now ain’ da real town it’s Khartoum

Hebdo twenty minutes from Paris near Disneyland

Hom.S. changed that Google Map silly goose

Parc was befo’ a subliminal sicko Dr. Seuss

Streets on da Google January 2-zip-1-5 not even close

Shit, this The Butter Battle, or “Father Goose”?

Ministry of info

Ministry of Infaux

Delfeil de Ton criticized Mathieu Pigasse

(No relation to Kardashian’s)

In Nouvel Observateur, of Charb’, (editor of Hebdo)

“He dragged the other editors to death,”

Now 54 arrested for exercising Free Speech

Everyone except Hebdo himself impeached

Who’s next da Pope

Punched his mother-insult out

Silk verse not worth a sow’s ear

The Sonytanic Verses

Everybody livin’ in ‘Wood-to-Paris fear

Shit we all locked in The Goulag Charliehebdo

It’s like some priest-exorcised orange-flavored banjo

Took by da spirit of L’il Black Sambo

Br’er Rabbit playin’ ‘Duelin’ Djangos’

Tracy Eminem wrapped in candy spangles

Spike Lee does white movies subtitled by da Bangles

Whiter than Polish gov’ in a blizzard’s Mickey glove

Whiter than Nikola Tesla’s white dove sicky-love

I seen some immured Leonardo Graffiti he be sprayin’

“Iz Paris Bombin’?” inside da Crystal Palace cave-in

Solzhenitsyn he could eat sin, Dostoevsky

Mornin’ he “executed” grabbed his Asbo

Laughed so hard, read himself da Patriot Act Up

Fake Cop Riot Act or Is Dat de Facto

Three-Fifths Bompromise

Pussy Riot turf-krumpin

Golden roof of red-faced Kremlin

Putin knocked up RU-486

Chagall fiddlin’ on da church’s roof

Seems like art, propaganda, whut iz da troof

“U-571” Enigma broke by Poles not U.S. or English

Why England entered war to save Poland

Not in John Bull’s strategic interest

Led to disaster at Dunkirk

Brits over-expanded couldn’t cover flanks

Like Spy an’ dat dumb Kurt don’ know crank

Ben Gurion dabbled wit’ da Buddha

Ariel Sharon ate snack locusts

(Shlomo Sand, pages 85-86

How I Stopped Being a Jew)

Tirade or a tie raid

Lynch mob wit’ a slip knot

Can’t un-tirade it not even Mingus

Wit’ all eleven fingers an’ hands humungus

Depends from which government they dun’ hung us

Mussolini at da Pentagon

Decorates a lamp post

Taxi Driver Rahmbo?

Brianstorm’s fat ammo

Stand up an’ salute

False flag in cahoots

Moroccans tortured on our dime

“Saudis Behead Sorceress

“Crowd Stones Adulteress”

International Lord of Crime

Jeb Bush next in line

Here da hundred-proof

Evidentiary post-script strychnine no goof:

Day after 1-7 shit happened, midnight January 8-9

Top French Police Commish Helrick Fredou

“Shot hisself” wit’ his service revolver

(Often a sign of Freemasonic involvement

No powder burns on da man’s hands)

Fellow cops say, “He died of depression, burnout”

Shot wit’ a bullshit straight through da earn-out

Suspected foul play pay-off copout, bitch

One year earlier da previous Keystone Kommish’

Found dead in his office shot in da head

Found by Helrick Fredou now he be dead

Mirror image occult flip it both men tread

On dangerous areas in top cop investi-gays-shun

Strange Twilight Zone when cops be Masons

Helrick workin’ on Charlie Hebdo

Now he’s wit’ Gandalf an’ Hobbit Bilbo

Baggin’ two Commissioners

At a convenience store-like straight-massacre

Death of vicious caricaturists

Good fo’ Sarko good fo’ Hollande

Good fo’ Marine Le Pen da FN Golem

Allowin’ France to shut down freedom

“You cannot free dem”

From da Gilligan-otine

No mat’ whut you do

We still rhymin’ an’ Bastille-in’ –

What a coinc’

Missed by an inch

Musta been a film

By David Lynch

I got mo’ rhymes than

Joan Rivers’ “Blue Velvet” cords

“Polanski Extradited by the House of Tracy Lord”

He’s set to remake “Le garcon aux cheveux verts”

Starring Dean Stockwell an’ Zazu Pitts

Harry Dean Stanton an’ two Jesuits

But don’ bet on big boxin’ it

Jacques Prévert, scenariste

Shit’s Luciferian, Helrick Fredou’s

Body found 1/9 2015 in a hell rick, he a Fredo

Wa’n’t spaghetti afraid o’ 119 Abomination cop funeral

Knights Templar founded 1119 AD

Freemasons claim they the Templars’ heritiers

Only thing positive, Fredou had no lady

No flights o’ pool-peein’ putti to cry ‘im to da grave, he

Be William Shatner Captain Kirk breakin’ dialogue strange-

Ly Re:nonsense Man “house-painted” by Angela Miracle

Put a red coat on

Merkel at da march

Place Bobby Sands

Da halo circle

Shit’s Luciferian

“South Park” be Trey’d

At One Freemasonic World Trade

Kenny yo’ ass straight-saved


Take a busby to Buckingham Palace

Bearskin hats Ursa Minor with aforethoughts malice

Huntin’ L. Carroll’s Snark-KransCrânes RX Alice

Falls asleep brain in a jar Solange Black Maria Callous

Formal-DrHyde Missed her Jeckel

Dress Ball invite for Cinderfella

“Prognathic” skull Greek word means “Fo’ eatin’”

Irish skulls hunted fo’ Great Britain meatin’

Protestant power elite got to Arthur Rack-‘em up

“Medicinal Cannibalism,” Skulls snap ‘em up

NightVision Goggles invented to help Draculas

Read Dr. Sugg befo’ Grinch pluck yo’ oculars

Man that would Sugg

Sony pull da plug

“Jews, when you gonna open up Brentwood?”

Town’s McFarlane-phony

Seth anti-Semitic like Tolkien’s Ent Wood

Tho’ he got a point Ent don’ sell to Goyim

They own da airspace drone patrolled deploy ‘em

“We ‘Saw’ Your Boobs” sung by Boob McNutt an’ William Saroyan

Cartoonists move in there goes da Jim Naborshood

McFarlane don’ live in no Hobbit hut dude

Song celebrates Elmer Smut’s “Film Score Symphony”

PSY rides an invisible pony

‘Wood takes Stan Laurel Drive

Leaps off da H in ‘Ollywood

Peg Entwhistles in da day-fo’-dark

Played Hazel “Clay” Cousins in “Thirteen Women”

Left fo’ dead on da room cousins cuttin’

Like that story, “The Whistling Room,” only guttin’

Hazel (dowser) “Clef” G-O U SINS, girl gave up nuthin’

G is 33 Degree Owe You SINS Hazel Key

In Hebrew Code C is G, like in Da Vinci

She figured it out, scared her Y B SOC

Y B SOG-gy after sleep, what’s it COS BY

Tide is neap, Mar low, rising oceans

Chrysostom flow, can’t ‘ford debt, Goshen

Gone, her scream France’s Scott off-Key

Killer never found o’ let off wit’ a smack

He da Beachwood Canyon sandalwood mack

Reminds me of anutha Cold Case in da sack

Producer Don Simpson’s head found pill-cracked

Died January 19th, 1/19, Revelation 9:11

The number means “Abomination”

Angel of Destruction swept rug, DNA, nuthin’

“Deface-in’ da Crowd” a bombin’ nation

Bruckheimer skips rope an’ twirls

Batons of NK Party whirled

Head of state still spinnin’

Like in “da Scottish (Ferguson) play”

“Burn ‘em, ‘Wood!” hath come to dunces inane

Studios burnin’ double entry wolfsbane

Flight 777 disappeared Chinese gon’ 7th heaven

What in Japland happened? me no speak Sony Vanish

“Pencil in Guber-Peters fo’ a guillotine-Shampooin’.”

“Sea Ice Melts, Methane Hydrate Sea Gas Eruptions

“Vacuum Bomb the World, Angel of Abaddon Rising

“The Prisoner” bespoke jacket, Patrick Mcgoohan

“On PrisonPlanet island, who wins last episode

What da see-saw he-said she-said

Grey area showed:

But even with Amy’s neck stuck out

And in da hands of Kim



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